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Fat Cactus, Woodstock
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Fat Cactus, Woodstock

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3.9
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Location and hours

Sunday
12:00 - 17:00Menu
12:00 - 17:00Copy of Menu
Monday
12:00 - 20:00Menu
12:00 - 20:00Copy of Menu
Tuesday - Saturday
12:00 - 21:00Menu
12:00 - 20:00Copy of Menu
RR • Mexican • Family friendly

160 Albert Rd, Fat Cactus, Cape Town, WC 7915 • More


  • Picked for you

    • Grilled Chicken & Chipotle

      with guaco, salsa & crema
      R 150,00
    • The American

      Grilled Jack cheese & slim jim onion rings. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 139,00
    • Country fried Chicken

      Spicy strips on coleslaw w/ pickle, salsa & chipotle
      R 145,00
    • Cheezy Nachos

      Cheese grilled corn chips, w/ guac, salsa & crema
      R 95,00
    • Grilled Chicken

      w/ grilled peppers, guaco, salsa & remoulade
      R 145,00
  • Fat Snactus

    • Chilli Poppers. The #1 Cape Town Original

      3 Cheese stuffed, golden battered jalapenos, w/ salsa mayo
      R 95,00
    • Cheezy Nachos

      Cheese grilled corn chips, w/ guac, salsa & crema
      R 95,00
    • Amazeballs

      Crumbed house chorizo, jalapeno & feta risotto balls
      R 95,00
    • Wing basket

      Crispy country-fried, Sticky BBQ, or Hot Buffalo w/celery & blue cheese dip
      R 99,00
    • Rib Basket

      Grilled pork riblets w/ Chipotle BBq
      R 99,00
  • Combo Fiesta Platter (Serves 4 as snacks)

    • Combo Fiesta Platter

      Wings, Nachos, Dips, Chilli Poppers, Quesadilla wedges, Calamari fritos, Amazeballs & Corn fritters.
      R 485,00
  • Food Truck Tacos

    • The Vegan

      with crispy bean burger strips, caramelized onions, vegan cheese, guaco & salsa
      R 135,00
    • Grilled Chicken

      w/ grilled peppers, guaco, salsa & remoulade
      R 145,00
    • Country fried Chicken

      Spicy strips on coleslaw w/ pickle, salsa & chipotle
      R 145,00
    • BBQ PULLED pork

      w/ grilled chilli pineapple salsa & Chipotle mayo
      R 150,00
    • Chipotle Steak

      Chipotle grilled, onions, peppers, slaw, guaco & salsa
      R 155,00
    • Golden Fish

      Beer battered fried goujons w/ salsa mayo
      R 135,00
    • Greek Lamb

      with cucumber salsa, green chilli & tzatziki
      R 170,00
  • Cowboy Nachos

    • Beeg Cheezy

      with guaco, salsa & crema
      R 134,00
    • Grilled Chicken & Chipotle

      with guaco, salsa & crema
      R 150,00
    • Chorizo, Jalapeno & Feta

      with guaco, salsa & crema
      R 150,00
    • Bacon, Blue Cheese & Feta

      with guaco, salsa & crema
      R 150,00
  • South of the Border

    • Nachos grande

      "The Big Cheese” w/ your hot Mexican served on the side
      Customize
    • Burrito

      With fries & slaw
      Customize
    • Enchilada

      Golden baked cheese n’ salsa grilled tortillas
      Customize
  • Texan Burgers

    • Fat Boy

      The 'original' old time Texan BBQ burger. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 139,00
    • Three Amigos

      Three slider burgers, BBQ, Jack cheese & mushroom & salsa n pickles. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 145,00
    • Hip Veggie

      Hand crafted bean patty with fresh salsa & pickles. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 132,00
    • Pulled Pork

      Pulled pork, chipotle mayo, chilli pineapple & slim jims onion rings. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 146,00
    • The American

      Grilled Jack cheese & slim jim onion rings. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 139,00
    • The Duke

      Creamy cheese & mushroom sauce. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 147,00
    • Rock Hudson

      Streaky bacon, grilled blue cheese & salsa. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 150,00
    • Park Road

      Streaky bacon, guacamole & feta. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 156,00
    • Chicky Chicky

      Grilled breast with salsa mayo. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 134,00
    • Hot Chicky

      Country Fried with chipotle mayo. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 134,00
  • Drinks

    • Milkshakes

      Get your groove on with our classic shakes!
      R 59,00
    • Coke

      R 35,00
    • Coke Zero

      R 35,00
    • Fanta

      R 35,00
    • Appletizer

      R 40,00
    • Red Grapetizer

      R 40,00
    • Bos Peach

      R 40,00
    • Bos Lemon

      R 40,00
    • Tonic

      R 35,00
    • Gingerale

      R 35,00
If you have any food allergies or special dietary requirements, please notify the restaurant directly before ordering.
  • Picked for you

    • Grilled Chicken & Chipotle

      with guaco, salsa & crema
      R 150,00
    • The American

      Grilled Jack cheese & slim jim onion rings. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 139,00
    • Country fried Chicken

      Spicy strips on coleslaw w/ pickle, salsa & chipotle
      R 145,00
    • Cheezy Nachos

      Cheese grilled corn chips, w/ guac, salsa & crema
      R 95,00
    • Grilled Chicken

      w/ grilled peppers, guaco, salsa & remoulade
      R 145,00
  • Fat Snactus

    • Chilli Poppers. The #1 Cape Town Original

      3 Cheese stuffed, golden battered jalapenos, w/ salsa mayo
      R 95,00
    • Cheezy Nachos

      Cheese grilled corn chips, w/ guac, salsa & crema
      R 95,00
    • Amazeballs

      Crumbed house chorizo, jalapeno & feta risotto balls
      R 95,00
    • Wing basket

      Crispy country-fried, Sticky BBQ, or Hot Buffalo w/celery & blue cheese dip
      R 99,00
    • Rib Basket

      Grilled pork riblets w/ Chipotle BBq
      R 99,00
  • Combo Fiesta Platter (Serves 4 as snacks)

    • Combo Fiesta Platter

      Wings, Nachos, Dips, Chilli Poppers, Quesadilla wedges, Calamari fritos, Amazeballs & Corn fritters.
      R 485,00
  • Food Truck Tacos

    • The Vegan

      with crispy bean burger strips, caramelized onions, vegan cheese, guaco & salsa
      R 135,00
    • Grilled Chicken

      w/ grilled peppers, guaco, salsa & remoulade
      R 145,00
    • Country fried Chicken

      Spicy strips on coleslaw w/ pickle, salsa & chipotle
      R 145,00
    • BBQ PULLED pork

      w/ grilled chilli pineapple salsa & Chipotle mayo
      R 150,00
    • Chipotle Steak

      Chipotle grilled, onions, peppers, slaw, guaco & salsa
      R 155,00
    • Golden Fish

      Beer battered fried goujons w/ salsa mayo
      R 135,00
    • Greek Lamb

      with cucumber salsa, green chilli & tzatziki
      R 170,00
  • Cowboy Nachos

    • Beeg Cheezy

      with guaco, salsa & crema
      R 134,00
    • Grilled Chicken & Chipotle

      with guaco, salsa & crema
      R 150,00
    • Chorizo, Jalapeno & Feta

      with guaco, salsa & crema
      R 150,00
    • Bacon, Blue Cheese & Feta

      with guaco, salsa & crema
      R 150,00
  • South of the Border

    • Nachos grande

      "The Big Cheese” w/ your hot Mexican served on the side
      Customize
    • Burrito

      With fries & slaw
      Customize
    • Enchilada

      Golden baked cheese n’ salsa grilled tortillas
      Customize
  • Texan Burgers

    • Fat Boy

      The 'original' old time Texan BBQ burger. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 139,00
    • Three Amigos

      Three slider burgers, BBQ, Jack cheese & mushroom & salsa n pickles. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 145,00
    • Hip Veggie

      Hand crafted bean patty with fresh salsa & pickles. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 132,00
    • Pulled Pork

      Pulled pork, chipotle mayo, chilli pineapple & slim jims onion rings. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 146,00
    • The American

      Grilled Jack cheese & slim jim onion rings. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 139,00
    • The Duke

      Creamy cheese & mushroom sauce. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 147,00
    • Rock Hudson

      Streaky bacon, grilled blue cheese & salsa. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 150,00
    • Park Road

      Streaky bacon, guacamole & feta. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 156,00
    • Chicky Chicky

      Grilled breast with salsa mayo. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 134,00
    • Hot Chicky

      Country Fried with chipotle mayo. Served with real potato skinny-cut fries & ranch slaw.
      R 134,00
  • Drinks

    • Milkshakes

      Get your groove on with our classic shakes!
      R 59,00
    • Coke

      R 35,00
    • Coke Zero

      R 35,00
    • Fanta

      R 35,00
    • Appletizer

      R 40,00
    • Red Grapetizer

      R 40,00
    • Bos Peach

      R 40,00
    • Bos Lemon

      R 40,00
    • Tonic

      R 35,00
    • Gingerale

      R 35,00