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    Theismann's Restaurant
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    Theismann's Restaurant

    4.5
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    Location and hours

    1800 Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA 22314
    Sunday
    11:00 AM - 10:00 PMTheismann's Menu
    11:00 AM - 03:00 PMTheismann's Otter Brunch Menu
    Monday - Thursday
    11:00 AM - 10:00 PMTheismann's Menu
    Friday
    11:00 AM - 11:00 PMTheismann's Menu
    Saturday
    03:00 PM - 11:00 PMTheismann's Menu
    11:00 AM - 03:00 PMTheismann's Otter Brunch Menu
    ¢ • American • Vegetarian Friendly • Sandwich • Burgers • Steak • Desserts

    1800 Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA 22314 • More info

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    • Picked for you

      • Southern Fried Chicken Salad

        Iceberg & romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey mustard, ranch dressing. Dressing served on the side
        $17.05
      • Hot Beer Cheese

        Made with golden lager beer, served with warm, soft pretzels. Vegetarian
        $11.00
      • Beer Battered Fish & Chips

        Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tarter sauce
        $20.90
      • Buffalo Chicken Thigh Sandwich

        Crispy breaded chicken thigh, joe's buffalo sauce, shredded lettuce, tomato, blue cheese-ranch dressing, potato roll, served with skin-on fries
        $16.50
      • Joe's All-American Burger

        House-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries. Burger served medium
        $17.05
    • Starters

      • Chicken Fried Pickles

        Served with blackened ranch. Vegetarian
        $8.80
      • Cuban Sliders

        Capicola, salami, braised pork, swiss cheese, mojo sauce, dijonaise, pickles
        $13.20
      • DC Chili-Cheese Fries

        DC-style chili, half smoke sausage, beer cheese, pickled onions, blackened ranch
        $11.00
      • Roasted Garlic Hummus

        House made hummus, smoked paprika, served with warm pita bread. Vegetarian
        $11.00
      • Hot Beer Cheese

        Made with golden lager beer, served with warm, soft pretzels. Vegetarian
        $11.00
      • House Made Onion Rings

        Panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch. Vegetarian
        $9.90
      • Reuben Fries

        Skin-on fries, house-corned beef, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, scallions, toasted caraway seeds
        $15.40
      • Sweet Potato Tots

        Hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions
        $8.80
      • Giant Cheesy Garlic Pull-Apart Bread

        Mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara sauce. Vegetarian
        $13.20
    • Wings

      • 6 Chicken Wings-Grilled

        $11.00
      • 6 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

        $11.00
      • 6 Chicken Wings-Breaded

        $11.00
      • 10 Chicken Wings-Grilled

        $16.50
      • 10 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

        $16.50
      • 10 Chicken Wings-Breaded

        $16.50
    • Salads

      • Caesar Salad

        Chopped romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan cheese. Dressing served on the side.
        $13.20
      • Southern Fried Chicken Salad

        Iceberg & romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey mustard, ranch dressing. Dressing served on the side
        $17.05
      • Garden Salad

        Mixed greens lettuce, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian
        $11.00
      • Greek Salad

        Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free
        $13.75
      • Greens & Feta Salad

        Mixed greens, feta cheese, dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free
        $13.75
      • Caesar Side Salad

        Romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano cheese. Dressing served on the side.
        $7.70
      • Garden Side Salad

        Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian
        $6.60
      • Greek Side Salad

        Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free
        $7.70
      • Greens & Feta Side Salad

        Mixed greens, feta cheese, dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free
        $7.70
    • Sandwiches & Burgers

      • Bacon Black & Blue Burger

        Blackened house-ground prime chuck, thick cut bacon, gorgonzola cheese, caramelized onions, grain mustard, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries
        $18.70
      • Bacon-Cheddar Burger

        House-ground prime chuck, apple wood smoked bacon, sharp white cheddar, pickled red onions, a.1. aioli, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries
        $18.15
      • Blackened Fish Sandwich

        Pan-seared blackened white fish fillet, lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato bun, served with skin-on fries
        $18.70
      • Buffalo Chicken Thigh Sandwich

        Crispy breaded chicken thigh, joe's buffalo sauce, shredded lettuce, tomato, blue cheese-ranch dressing, potato roll, served with skin-on fries
        $16.50
      • Corned Beef Reuben Sandwich

        House made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye bread, served with skin-on fries
        $19.80
      • Grilled Chicken Sandwich

        Apple wood smoked bacon, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato roll, served with skin-on fries
        $16.50
      • Joe's All-American Burger

        House-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries. Burger served medium
        $17.05
      • Joe's Turkey & Ham Club Sandwich

        Roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, thick cut toast
        $18.15
      • Louisiana Oyster Sandwich

        Fried oysters, spicy remoulade, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, thick cut toast
        $17.60
      • Patty Melt Burger

        Double smashed house-ground prime chuck patties, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, russian dressing, thick cut marble rye bread, served with skin-on fries
        $18.70
      • Vegan Chorizo Tacos

        Impossible beef substitute chorizo, vegan cheddar, pico de gallo, corn tortillas. Vegetarian, Gluten Free
        $17.60
    • Entrees

      • 45 Day Aged Filet Mignon

        Served with crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, aparagus, red wine shallot demi-glace
        $42.90
      • 60 Day Aged Prime NY Strip

        12 oz steak, garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter. Gluten Free
        $48.40
      • Baby Back Ribs-full rack

        Spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, basted with old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries
        $31.90
      • Baby Back Ribs-half rack

        Spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, basted with old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries
        $19.80
      • Beer Battered Fish & Chips

        Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tarter sauce
        $20.90
      • Chicken Louisiana

        Old Time Favorite! Shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice. Gluten Free
        $25.30
      • Joe's Favorite Spirale & Chicken

        Pan-seared chicken breast, house made spirale pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
        $20.90
      • Maryland Crab Cakes

        Two jumbo lump crab blue crab cakes, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce
        $35.20
      • Pan Roasted Salmon

        Served with crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, green beans, roasted tomato-dill butter with fresh herbs
        $27.50
    • Desserts

      • Peanut Butter Pie

        Oreo crumble crust, topped with chocolate sauce & roasted peanuts. Vegetarian
        $7.70
      • Warm Apple Crumble

        Granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream. Vegetarian
        $7.70
    • Kids

      • Kids Cheeseburger

        $8.80
      • Kids Chicken Fingers

        $7.70
      • Kids Grilled Cheese

        $6.60
      • Kids Grilled Chicken

        $7.70
      • Kids Hot Dog

        $5.50
    • Picked for you

      • Joe's All-American Burger

        $18.15
      • Louisiana Oyster Sandwich

        Fried oysters, spicy remoulade, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, thick cut toast
        $17.60
      • Crab Cake Benedict

        $24.20
      • Cinnamon Roll

        $8.80
      • Corned Beef Sandwich

        $19.80
    • Brunch Specialties

      • Apple-Cinnamon Donuts

        $7.70
      • Avocado & Crab Toast

        $15.40
      • Brunch Burger

        $18.70
      • Buttermilk Waffle-Blueberry

        $11.00
      • Buttermilk Waffle-Chocolate

        $11.00
      • Buttermilk Waffle-Vanilla

        $11.00
      • Cinnamon Roll

        $8.80
      • Corned Beef Hash

        $18.70
      • Crab Cake Benedict

        $24.20
      • Fried Chicken Biscuit

        $15.40
      • Joe's Breakfast

        $14.30
      • Quarterback Scramble

        $15.40
      • Sausage & Egg Sandwich

        $13.20
    • Starters

      • 10 Chicken Wings-Breaded

        $16.50
      • 10 Chicken Wings-Grilled

        $16.50
      • 10 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

        $16.50
      • 6 Chicken Wings-Breaded

        $11.00
      • 6 Chicken Wings-Grilled

        $11.00
      • 6 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

        $11.00
      • Chicken Fried Pickles

        $11.00
      • Cuban Sliders

        $13.20
      • Garlic Hummus

        $11.00
      • Hot Beer Cheese

        $11.00
      • Reuben Fries

        $15.40
      • Sweet Potato Tots

        $8.80
    • Salads

      • Fried Chicken Salad

        $17.05
      • Caesar Salad

        $13.20
      • Greek Salad

        Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free
        $13.75
      • Greens & Feta Salad

        $13.75
      • Greek Side Salad

        Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free
        $7.70
      • Caesar Side Salad

        $7.70
      • Greens & Feta Side Salad

        $7.70
    • Sandwiches

      • Blackened Fish Sandwich

        $18.70
      • Grilled Chicken Sandwich

        $16.50
      • Corned Beef Sandwich

        $19.80
      • Joe's All-American Burger

        $18.15
      • Joe's Turkey & Ham Club Sandwich

        Roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, thick cut toast
        $18.15
      • Louisiana Oyster Sandwich

        Fried oysters, spicy remoulade, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, thick cut toast
        $17.60
    • Kid's Brunch

      • Kids Breakfast

        $7.70
      • Kids Breakfast Sandwich

        $6.60
      • Kids Waffle-Maple

        $5.50
      • Kids Waffle-Strawberry

        $5.50
    • Brunch Sides

      • 1/2 Waffle Side

        $5.50
      • Bacon Side

        $5.50
      • Rye Bread Side

        $2.20
      • English Muffin Side

        $2.20
      • Home Potatoes Side

        $4.95
      • Mixed Fruit Side

        $5.50
      • One Egg

        $2.20
      • Sausage Side

        $5.50
      • Skin-On Fries Side

        $6.60
      • Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes

        $6.60
      • Single Crab Cake Side

        $13.20
    • Desserts

      • Peanut Butter Pie

        Oreo crumble crust, topped with chocolate sauce & roasted peanuts. Vegetarian
        $7.70
      • Warm Apple Crumble

        $7.70