Theismann's Restaurant

Theismann's Restaurant

$ • American • Vegetarian Friendly • Sandwich • Burgers • Steak • Desserts
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Location and hours

1800 Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, Virginia 22314
Sunday
03:00 PM - 09:00 PMAll Day Menu
11:00 AM - 03:00 PMBrunch
Monday - Thursday
11:00 AM - 09:00 PMAll Day Menu
Friday
11:00 AM - 10:00 PMAll Day Menu
Saturday
03:00 PM - 10:00 PMAll Day Menu
11:00 AM - 03:00 PMBrunch

1800 Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, Virginia 22314 • More info


  • Starters

    • Hot Beer Cheese V

      golden lager, soft pretzels
      $10.00
    • Reuben Fries

      house corned beef, scallions, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, toasted caraway seeds, skin-on fries
      $14.00
    • Roasted Garlic Hummus

      house made, smoked paprika, warm pita. vegetarian.
      $9.00
    • House Made Onion Rings

      marble rye bread crumbs, blackened ranch . vegetarian.
      $10.00
    • DC Chili Cheese Fries

      dc-style chili, beer cheese, half smoke sausage, pickled onions, blackened ranch
      $10.00
    • Sweet Potato Tots

      hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions
      $10.00
    • Cuban Sliders

      dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce
      $12.00
    • Joe's All American Sliders

      house-ground prime chuck patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing
      $8.00
    • Chicken Fried Pickles

      blackened ranch. vegetarian.
      $10.00
  • Wings

    • Breaded or Naked Wings - 6 wings

      Choice of sauce: jtr buffalo sauce | korean fried chicken garlic-parmesan | lemon-pepper
      $9.00
    • Breaded or Naked Wings - 10 wings

      Choice of sauce: jtr buffalo sauce | korean fried chicken garlic-parmesan | lemon-pepper
      $15.00
  • Sandwiches & Burgers

    • Joe’s All-American Burger

      house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles - Served with Skin-On Fries
      $15.50
    • Bacon-Cheddar Burger

      house-ground prime chuck, applewood smoked bacon, sharp white cheddar, a1 aioli, pickled red onions, onion-brioche bun - Served with Skin-On Fries
      $16.50
    • Bacon Black & Blue Burger

      blackened house ground prime chuck, thick cut bacon, grain mustard, gorgonzola, caramelized onions, onion-brioche bun
      $17.00
    • Patty Melt

      double smashed house ground prime chuck patties, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, russian dressing, thick cut marble rye
      $17.00
    • Grilled Chicken Sandwich

      applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato roll - Served With Skin-on Fries
      $15.00
    • Corned Beef Reuben

      house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye - Served With Skin-on Fries
      $16.00
    • Blackened Fish Sandwich

      lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato bun - Served with Skin-On Fries
      $16.00
    • Half Smoke Hoagie

      spicy smoked sausage, house made chili, pickled onions, hot mustard-cheese sauce, crisp hoagie roll - Served with Skin-On Fries
      $14.00
    • Vegan Chorizo Tacos

      impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas. vegan, gluten-free.
      $16.00
    • House Made Porkstrami

      beer mustard aioli, aged cheddar, pickles, pretzel roll
      $16.00
    • Root Beer Braised Beef Shoulder

      creole green apple slaw, onion ring, cheddar, pretzel roll
      $16.00
    • Buffalo Chicken Thigh

      crispy breaded chicken thigh, jtr buffalo sauce, blue cheese ranch, tomato, shredded lettuce, potato roll
      $15.00
  • Salads

    • Garden Salad

      Mixed Greens, Grape Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Carrots, Shaved Red Onions, Garlic Croutons, Champagne Vinaigrette
      $9.00
    • Greens and Feta Salad

      Dried Cranberries, Champagne Vinaigrette, Candied Pecans
      $12.50
    • Caesar Salad

      Romaine, Creamy Garlic Dressing, Garlic Croutons, Grana Padano
      $11.50
    • Southern Fried Chicken Salad

      iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch
      $15.50
    • Greek Salad

      romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing . vegetarian, gluten-free.
      $12.50
  • Mains

    • 45 Day Aged Filet Mignon

      crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine shallot demi-glace, asparagus
      $39.00
    • Baby Back Ribs - Half Rack

      spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
      $17.00
    • Baby Back Ribs - Full Rack

      spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
      $29.00
    • Joe's Favorite Spirale and Chicken

      pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
      $17.00
    • Pan-Roasted Salmon

      roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs
      $19.00
    • Chicken Louisiana

      shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice. gluten-free.
      $20.00
    • Maryland Crab Cakes

      jumbo lump blue crab, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce
      $32.00
  • Kid's Menu

    • Cheeseburger

      Served with choice of skin-on fries or a fruit cup.
      $8.00
    • Chicken Fingers

      Grilled or Fried. Served with dipping sauce and choice of skin-on fries or a fruit cup.
      $7.00
    • Grilled Cheese

      Served with choice of skin-on fries or a fruit cup.
      $6.00
    • Grilled Hot Dog

      Served with choice of skin-on fries or a fruit cup.
      $5.00
    • Spiral Pasta

      Served with butter & parmesan cheese or creamy alfredo sauce.
      $6.00
  • Desserts

    • Warm Apple Crumble

      granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream
      $7.00
    • Peanut Butter Pie

      oreo crumble crust, chocolate sauce, roasted peanuts
      $7.00
    • Warm Dark Chocolate Cherry Hand Pies

      vanilla icing
      $6.00
  • Brunch Specialties

    • Quarterback Scramble

      3 scrambled eggs, applewood smoked bacon, sweet italian sausage, home fries, cheddar cheese, mushrooms, onion, red peppers, tomatoes, scallions, garlic bread.
      $14.00
    • Buttermilk Malted Waffle

      choice of vanilla, blueberry, or chocolate chip with maple syrup and whipped butter
      $10.00
    • Sausage & Egg Sandwich

      2 fried eggs, sharp cheddar, sausage, potato bun, smashed garlic parmesan potatoes
      $12.00
    • Warm Giant Cinnamon Roll

      cream cheese frosting
      $10.00
    • Crab Cake Benedict

      english muffins, poached eggs, hollandaise
      $21.00
    • Baked Shrimp and Grits

      Rock Shrimp, Tasso-beer Pan Gravy, Creamy Cheddar Cheese Grits, Sunny Side Up Egg
      $19.00
  • Brunch Sides

    • Thick Cut Applewood Smoked Bacon

      $5.00
    • Grilled Sausage Patty

      $5.00
    • Stone Ground Cheddar Cheese Grits

      $5.00
    • Toasted English Muffin

      $2.00
    • Rye Toast

      $2.00
  • Wings

    • Breaded or Naked Wings - 6 wings

      Choice of sauce: jtr buffalo sauce | korean fried chicken garlic-parmesan | lemon-pepper
      $9.00
    • Breaded or Naked Wings - 10 wings

      Choice of sauce: jtr buffalo sauce | korean fried chicken garlic-parmesan | lemon-pepper
      $15.00
  • Starters

    • Hot Beer Cheese V

      golden lager, soft pretzels
      $10.00
    • Reuben Fries

      house corned beef, scallions, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, toasted caraway seeds, skin-on fries
      $14.00
    • Roasted Garlic Hummus

      house made, smoked paprika, warm pita. vegetarian.
      $9.00
    • House Made Onion Rings

      marble rye bread crumbs, blackened ranch . vegetarian.
      $10.00
    • DC Chili Cheese Fries

      dc-style chili, beer cheese, half smoke sausage, pickled onions, blackened ranch
      $10.00
    • Sweet Potato Tots

      hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions
      $10.00
    • Cuban Sliders

      dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce
      $12.00
    • Joe's All American Sliders

      house-ground prime chuck patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing
      $8.00
    • Chicken Fried Pickles

      blackened ranch. vegetarian.
      $10.00
  • Salads

    • Garden Salad

      Mixed Greens, Grape Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Carrots, Shaved Red Onions, Garlic Croutons, Champagne Vinaigrette
      $9.00
    • Greens and Feta Salad

      Dried Cranberries, Champagne Vinaigrette, Candied Pecans
      $12.50
    • Caesar Salad

      Romaine, Creamy Garlic Dressing, Garlic Croutons, Grana Padano
      $11.50
    • Southern Fried Chicken Salad

      iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch
      $15.50
    • Greek Salad

      romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing . vegetarian, gluten-free.
      $12.50
  • Sandwiches & Burgers

    • Joe’s All-American Burger

      house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles - Served with Skin-On Fries
      $15.50
    • Bacon-Cheddar Burger

      house-ground prime chuck, applewood smoked bacon, sharp white cheddar, a1 aioli, pickled red onions, onion-brioche bun - Served with Skin-On Fries
      $16.50
    • Bacon Black & Blue Burger

      blackened house ground prime chuck, thick cut bacon, grain mustard, gorgonzola, caramelized onions, onion-brioche bun
      $17.00
    • Patty Melt

      double smashed house ground prime chuck patties, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, russian dressing, thick cut marble rye
      $17.00
    • Grilled Chicken Sandwich

      applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato roll - Served With Skin-on Fries
      $15.00
    • Corned Beef Reuben

      house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye - Served With Skin-on Fries
      $16.00
    • Blackened Fish Sandwich

      lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato bun - Served with Skin-On Fries
      $16.00
    • Half Smoke Hoagie

      spicy smoked sausage, house made chili, pickled onions, hot mustard-cheese sauce, crisp hoagie roll - Served with Skin-On Fries
      $14.00
    • Vegan Chorizo Tacos

      impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas. vegan, gluten-free.
      $16.00
    • House Made Porkstrami

      beer mustard aioli, aged cheddar, pickles, pretzel roll
      $16.00
    • Root Beer Braised Beef Shoulder

      creole green apple slaw, onion ring, cheddar, pretzel roll
      $16.00
    • Buffalo Chicken Thigh

      crispy breaded chicken thigh, jtr buffalo sauce, blue cheese ranch, tomato, shredded lettuce, potato roll
      $15.00
  • Mains

    • 45 Day Aged Filet Mignon

      crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine shallot demi-glace, asparagus
      $39.00
    • Baby Back Ribs - Half Rack

      spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
      $17.00
    • Baby Back Ribs - Full Rack

      spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
      $29.00
    • Joe's Favorite Spirale and Chicken

      pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
      $17.00
    • Pan-Roasted Salmon

      roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs
      $19.00
    • Chicken Louisiana

      shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice. gluten-free.
      $20.00
    • Maryland Crab Cakes

      jumbo lump blue crab, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce
      $32.00
  • Desserts

    • Warm Apple Crumble

      granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream
      $7.00
    • Peanut Butter Pie

      oreo crumble crust, chocolate sauce, roasted peanuts
      $7.00
    • Warm Dark Chocolate Cherry Hand Pies

      vanilla icing
      $6.00
  • Kid's Menu

    • Cheeseburger

      Served with choice of skin-on fries or a fruit cup.
      $8.00
    • Chicken Fingers

      Grilled or Fried. Served with dipping sauce and choice of skin-on fries or a fruit cup.
      $7.00
    • Grilled Cheese

      Served with choice of skin-on fries or a fruit cup.
      $6.00
    • Grilled Hot Dog

      Served with choice of skin-on fries or a fruit cup.
      $5.00
    • Spiral Pasta

      Served with butter & parmesan cheese or creamy alfredo sauce.
      $6.00