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    Location and hours

    580 Church Street, Toronto, ON M4Y 2E5
    Sunday
    12:00 PM - 09:00 PM
    Monday
    Closed
    Tuesday - Thursday
    12:00 PM - 09:00 PM
    Friday - Saturday
    01:00 PM - 10:00 PM
    $ • Pub • Comfort Food • Burgers • Salads • Pizza

    580 Church Street, Toronto, ON M4Y 2E5 • More info


    • Soups of the Day

      • Creamy Roasted Cauliflower

        Take it home hot to enjoy now or cold to enjoy later! One litre batch of our in-house made soup! Ingredients: cauliflower, garlic, onion, veg stock, celery, potato and cream.
        CA$10.00
    • Bits'N'Bites

      • Legendary Chickpea Fries

        A storm crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter, and stacked in a weird, and non-euclidean geometry. Comes with vegan sriracha aioli.
        CA$10.00
      • Dungeon Poutine

        You can make yourself a classic poutine with gravy & squeaky cheese curds, OR add in some bacon, some sunny-side eggs, some pickled jalapeños, or even a splash of tomato sauce. Get creative. It's your poutine, after all!
        CA$12.00
      • BeerBattered Onion Rings

        Healthier than hot yoga.
        CA$10.00
      • Supreme Kai’s Spicy Acorn Squash Wedges

        Rumour has it that a Supreme Kai is born each time this side dish is ordered. Caramelized roasted acorn squash wedges, spiced with cayenne pepper.
        CA$10.00
    • Church of Pizza

      • The Virgin Margherita

        San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte and basil leaves, sprinkled with maldon salt. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$14.00
      • Pope-rroni Pie

        San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, double pepperoni. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$17.00
      • The Inferno

        Spiced San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, sliced calabrese, hot Italian sausage, banana peppers, and chives. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$19.00
      • Hail Mary, Four of Cheese

        Alfredo sauce, four cheeses (mozzarella, feta, goat, and cheddar), and chives. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$17.00
      • Sermon on the Mushroom

        Vegan mushroom cream, mozzarella cheese, roasted cremini, portobello mushroom, and chives. Topped with truffle oil and a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$19.00
      • Tabernac!

        San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Montreal smoked meat, sliced pickles, and chives. Topped with mustard and a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$17.00
      • The Holy Duck

        Beef gravy sauce, mozzarella cheese, cheese curds, shaved smoked duck breast, French fries, caramelized onions, and chives. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$21.00
      • Our pizza, who ART Hawaiian

        San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peameal bacon, pineapple, and chives. Topped with chili flakes and a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$18.00
      • Bawk of Revelations

        San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, BBQ chicken thigh, pineapple, and chives. Drizzled with BBQ sauce and topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$18.00
      • Francis Bacon

        Alfredo sauce, mozzarella cheese, poached chicken breast, smoked back bacon, cremini mushroom, and chives. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$20.00
      • Garden of Eatin'

        San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers, roasted cremini mushrooms, roasted portobello mushrooms, spinach, and chives. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$18.00
      • Baptism by Butter Chicken

        Butter chicken sauce, mozzarella cheese, marinated butter chicken, pickled banana peppers, and chives. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$19.00
      • Pope Prosciutto the Pie-Ous

        San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, arugula, and in-house sliced prosciutto. Drizzled with balsamic reduction and topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$17.00
      • Build Your Own Holy Pie

        Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
        CA$12.00
      • Prayer for the Wicked

        Our semi-ordained pizza ministers will chant a prayer for you in Latin, or maybe pig Latin, while preparing the next pie.
        CA$2.00
      • Marinara Dip

        4 oz of in-house made marinara sauce made from San Marzano tomatoes for your crust-dipping pleasure!
        CA$2.00
      • Dill Ranch Dip

        4 oz of in-house made dill ranch for your crust-dipping pleasure!
        CA$2.00
      • Roasted Garlic Aioli Dip

        4 oz of in-house made roasted garlic aioli for your crust-dipping pleasure!
        CA$2.00
      • Chili Oil

        4oz of our house-made chili infused oil for the spicy pizza lover! Apply generously.
        CA$2.00
      • BBQ Sauce Dip

        4 oz of in-house made apple barbeque sauce. Perfect to give any pizza a sweet kick!
        CA$2.00
      • Creamy Caesar Dip

        4 oz of our made-in-house Caesar dressing for the experienced pizza crust dipper! Contains: anchovies, garlic
        CA$2.00
      • Sriracha Aioli Dip

        Vegan. 4 oz of our made from scratch sriracha aioli for the introductory spice lover. Perfect for dipping or slathering over your pie!
        CA$2.00
    • Megabites

      • Storm Burger

        7oz beef patty with lettuce, tomato, onion and Storm Crow special sauce, served on a toasted bun.  Bun contains sesame and milk.
        CA$16.00
      • Dungeon Burger

        Build Your Own Burger! For some added fun, roll for your choices. Like a Magic Missile fired into the dark, you won’t know what you’re gonna get! How to roll for your burger, at home: 1. Go to Google and search for “Roll Dice”. 2. Select the orange 20-sided die (D20). 3. Click roll for each of the below sections. 4. Choose items here, based on the number you get from each roll.
        CA$16.00
      • Thunder Burger

        Chomp into an electrifying 7 oz beef patty with crispy bacon, melted cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and Storm Crow special sauce, served on a toasted bun*. A burger fit for a lord of Thunder. *Bun contains sesame and milk.
        CA$20.00
      • Black Bean Meatless Burger

        Nothing shady about this burger here! Category is: MEATLESS REALNESS EXTRAVAGANZA! Brown rice, black beans and corn are combined together and served on a toasted bun with vegan sriracha aioli, lettuce, tomato and onion.
        CA$16.00
      • Cluckin' Chicken Sandwich

        Crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh with lettuce and mayo on a toasted potato bun*, served with house-punched fries. *Bun contains sesame and milk.
        CA$15.00
      • Burnsides’ Chicken Wings N’ Fries

        Rush in and grab these sizzled up breaded chicken wings in a nest of rail-split fries for a well-balanced meal. Comes with your choice of sauce on the side: Chernobyl Hot, Apple BBQ, Butter Chicken, Frank's Red Hot, Salt + Pepper.
        CA$16.00
      • Fried Chicken Dee-luxe Meal

        Crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh, in-house made cornbread and house-punched fries. Served with chicken gravy and grainy honey dijon sauce.
        CA$16.00
      • Mama's Bourbon Chicken Waffles

        One-piece crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh with Belgian waffles, gochujang slaw and house-made spicy bourbon maple syrup.
        CA$16.00
      • Chickageddon Spicy Sandwich

        Crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh tossed in our house hot sauce with gochujang coleslaw and sriracha aioli, on a toasted potato bun*. Served with house-punched fries. *Bun contains sesame and milk.
        CA$17.00
      • Bucket of Chicken

        Three whole fried chicken wings, three fried chicken thighs, and one fried chicken breast. Substitute the thighs for breasts for $2 each.
        CA$20.00
      • Chicken Fingers

        Suitable for consumption for children and adults alike, five pieces of our breaded chicken fingers are served with your choice of side and plum sauce.
        CA$15.00
      • Dungeon Dog

        Toronto's Mightiest Wiener. Comes with house-punched fries or house salad.
        CA$13.00
      • Commander Shepherd's Pie

        Being Earthborn has its benefits, including being able to savour this piece of home-made Shepherd's Pie.
        CA$10.00
      • Butter Chicken

        Made in-house. Rich butter chicken sauce, juicy chicken thigh, jasmine rice, garlicky naan bread.
        CA$18.00
      • Innsmouth-Style Fish and Chips

        Take a trip to New England with this classic dish. Devour a deep one’s catch of fresh craft beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce, gochujang slaw and house-punched fries.
        CA$18.00
      • Deathburger Trio

        R.I.P. your hunger! Three 1.5 oz AAA Canadian beef sliders served on charcoal buns* black as the devil’s heart. Ketchup, mustard and relish on the side. Comes with your choice of side. *Each bun contains 1.5g of activated charcoal.
        CA$15.00
      • Deathburger Box of 6

        R.I.P. your hunger! 1.5 oz AAA Canadian beef sliders served on charcoal buns* black as the devil’s heart. Relish, tomato, onion, lettuce, ketchup and mustard on the side. Buy ‘em by the box! *each bun contains 1.5g of activated charcoal.
        CA$22.50
    • Dragon Bowl-Z & Salads

      • Vegeta-Bowl With Noodles (Vegan)

        A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince! Linguine noodles tossed with a rich house-made peanut sauce, a variety of fresh veggies and classic herbs. You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 9000!
        CA$14.00
      • Son Goku's Greek Bowl (Vegan Possible)

        Made with enough super food to power up the Kamehameha! This hearty bowl is filled with brown rice, lentils, roasted sweet potatoes, kale and baby spinach. We've topped this bowl off with Cell-green Tahini dressing, feta cheese, kalamata olives and diced tomatoes to give this Saiyan bowl the full experience. Selecting "vegan" below removes feta cheese.
        CA$14.00
      • Tex-Mex Krillin'd Chicken Bowl

        Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl rivaling Goku's bowl filled with spicy dark chicken meat, roasted corn, black beans and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado and a zesty lime aioli!
        CA$15.00
      • Mighty Frieza’s Farro Bowl of Hunger Destruction

        Conquer your hunger with this mighty bowl of roasted gold and red beets, goat cheese, spinach and farro. Topped with spicy candied pumpkin seeds.
        CA$15.00
      • Good Buu’s Wholesomely Good Winter Salad

        Good things come to those who expel evil from themselves! Picolo’d (pickled) beets, roasted sweet potatoes, mixed greens, slices of apple and dried cranberries tossed in a maple tahini dressing and topped with spiced pumpkin seeds.
        CA$15.00
      • Wildling Salad of the North

        Savoured by those North of the Wall during times of uncertainty. This healthy collection of greens, carrots, cucumbers, tomatoes and sunflower seeds tossed with maple apple vinaigrette will surely keep you feeling truly Canadian, eh?
        CA$12.00
      • Romero Caesar Salad

        BIFF! POW! ZLOT! Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croûtons, and bacon bits and grana padano.
        CA$12.00
    • Wraps

      • Chicken Cranberry Wrap

        Chicken Breast, Avocado, Goat Cheese, Spinach and a drizzle of Cilantro Lime Aioli.
        CA$11.00
      • Vegan Wrap

        Black Bean Patty, Avocado, Carrots, Spinach, Corn, Edamame and a Drizzle of Cilantro Lime Aioli.
        CA$10.00
    • Meal Kits - Take and Bake!

      • Storm Crow Apoca-Lasagna

        FROZEN: To cook at home! Beefy beef lasagna made from scratch! Serves up to 6 hungry hunker-downers. Comes with garlicky garlic bread. Baking instructions included.
        CA$35.00
      • Storm Crow Shepherd's Pie

        FROZEN: To cook at home! Made from scratch in our kitchens, take home this classic winter favourite without any of the work of actually making it! Serves up to 6. Baking instructions included!
        CA$35.00
    • Sides

      • Cornbread

        1pc. Freshly made in-house! Perfect add-on to any meal.
        CA$2.00
      • House-Punched Fries

        Side of house-punched fries
        CA$5.00
      • Sweet Potato Fries

        Side of sweet potato fries
        CA$6.00
      • Small Chickpea Fries

        A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter, and stacked in a weird, non-Euclidean geometry. Comes with vegan sriracha aioli. (5 pcs)
        CA$6.00
      • Small Caesar Salad

        POW! ZLOT! Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croûtons, bacon bits and Grana Padano.
        CA$6.00
      • Small Wildling Salad of the North

        Savoured by those North of the Wall during times of uncertainty. This healthy collection of greens, carrots, cucumbers, tomatoes and sunflower seeds tossed with maple apple vinaigrette will surely keep you feeling truly Canadian, eh?
        CA$6.00
      • Chicken Gravy

        6oz
        CA$3.00
    • Desserts

      • *NEW* The Cookie of Communion

        Whether or not you believe in transubstantiation, we can guarantee one thing: when you take a bite of this delicious chocolate chip cookie, you’ll think: “Oh my, that’s good!". Served with vanilla ice cream and house-made caramel sauce.
        CA$7.00
      • The Cheesecake is a Lie

        A classic New-York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or topped with your choice of Chocolate sauce, Caramel sauce or Raspberry Compote.
        CA$10.00
      • Old Nan's Bread Pudding

        A Winterfell favourite fed to generations of Starks to help them through the long nights in the North. Topped with ice cream so that you never forget that ‘Winter is Coming’.
        CA$9.00
    • Beverages

      • Regular Coke

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • Diet Coke

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • Sprite

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • Ginger Ale

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • Club Soda

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • Tonic Water

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • A&W Root Beer

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • Nestea® Lemon Iced Tea

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • The Pop Shoppe, Cream Soda

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • The Pop Shoppe, Grape

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • The Pop Shoppe, Orange

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • The Pop Shoppe, Cotton Candy Bubble Gum

        355ml
        CA$3.00
      • Calypso, Natural Lemonade

        473ml
        CA$4.00
      • Calypso, Ocean Blue Lemonade

        473ml
        Sold out
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        CA$4.00
      • Naked, Strawberry Banana

        Smoothie, 450ml
        CA$6.00
      • Wonder, Green Ginger Lemon

        Kombucha, 250ml
        CA$5.00
    • Beer, Coolers, Ciders

      • Blood Brothers - Blood Light, 355mL can beer (4.5% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$5.00
      • Phillips - Electric Unicorn, 473mL can beer (6.5% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Mill Street - Pilsner, 473ml can beer (4.2% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Mill Street - Organic, 473ml can beer (4.2% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Collective Arts - Jam Up The Mash, 473mL can beer (5.2% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Collective Arts - Stranger Than Fiction, 473mL can beer (5.5% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Collective Arts - Audio Visual Lager, 473mL can beer (4.8% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Guinness, 473mL can beer (4.2% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Sidelaunch - Northbound Lager, 473mL can beer (4.4% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Brickworks - 1904, 473mL can cider (5% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Brickworks - Stadium Peach, 473mL can cider (4.5% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Brickworks - Lemonade Radler, 473mL cider (3.3% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • White Claw Black Cherry, 355mL canned vodka seltzer (5.0% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • White Claw Lime, 355mL canned vodka seltzer (5.0% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • White Claw Mango, 355mL canned vodka seltzer (5.0% ABV)

        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
      • Magic Missile - Pale Ale, 500ml bottle (5.5% ABV)

        Magic Missile Pale Ale
        Unavailable
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        CA$6.00
    • *NEW* Growlers

      • 64oz Mill Street Organic

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        CA$25.00
      • 64oz Side Launch Wheat

        Unavailable
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        CA$25.00
      • 64oz Cowbell Red Ale

        Unavailable
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        CA$25.00
      • 64oz Stranger Than FictionPorter

        Unavailable
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        CA$25.00
      • 64oz Brickworks

        Unavailable
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        CA$25.00
      • 64oz Side Launch Any Day IPA

        Unavailable
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        CA$25.00
      • 64oz Woodhouse APA

        Unavailable
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        CA$25.00
      • 64oz Phillips Solaris Ale

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        CA$25.00
    • Cocktails & Cocktail Kits

      • Romulan Ale

        Banned in the Federation since 2285, but obtained by Storm Crow mixologists. Includes: Romulan Ale cocktail mix (vodka, blue curacao, peach schnapps, lemon juice, simple syrup), soda, dry ice kit, a light cube, a lemon wedge for garnishing and how-to-enjoy at home instructions. (2oz of alcohol per cocktail).
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        CA$12.00
      • Blade Runner

        Guaranteed to be so delicious that your memory of it will never be lost in time, like tears in rain. Includes: Blade Runner cocktail mix (whiterum, coconutrum, pineapple juice, orange juice, lime juice), dry ice kit, a light cube, grenadine for garnishing, and how-to-enjoy at home instructions. (2oz of alcohol per cocktail)
        Unavailable
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        CA$12.00
      • Beetle Juice

        Say its name three times to summon this delicious lemon-melon post-modern cocktail of the afterlife! Includes: Beetle Juice cocktail mix (vodka, melon liqueur, lemon juice, simple syrup), soda, dry ice kit, a light cube, two gummy worms for garnishing, and how-to-enjoy at home instructions. (2oz of alcohol per cocktail)
        Unavailable
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        CA$12.00
      • The Great Old One

        A non-Euclidean cocktail from beyond space and time. Includes: Great Old One cocktail mix (hickory-smoked bourbon, brown sugar, angostura bitters, orange bitters), a light cube, an orange peel to garnish, and how-to-enjoy at home instructions. For the ultimate experience, add the custom keepsake flask that you can, um, keep! (2oz of alcohol per cocktail)
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        CA$12.00
      • Cthulhu Tiki

        In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming... of this cold, creamy drink! Includes: Cthulhu Tiki cocktail mix (spiced rum, piña colada mix, pineapple juice, mango juice, lime juice, grenadine), dry ice kit, a light cube and how-to-enjoy at home instructions. Astonishing custom tiki mug can be YOURS to keep! (2oz of alcohol per cocktail)
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        CA$12.00
      • Butterbeer Kit

        Pubs in Hogsmeade closed for dine-in? Confined to your home for Quarantine? Sounds like you could use a Butterbeer! Full kit makes six servings. Includes: 1 x 375ml Butter RippleSchnapps, 12oz Liquid Vanilla Ice Cream, 2 x Root Beer Cans, 1x Headshot ShotGlass
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        CA$40.00
      • Vegan Butterbeer Kit

        Going plant-based? Pubs in Hogsmeade closed for dine-in? Confined to your home for Quarantine? Sounds like you could use a Butterbeer! Full kit makes six servings. Includes: 1 x 375ml Butter RippleSchnapps, 12oz Soy Milk, 2 x Root Beer Cans, 1x Headshot ShotGlass
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        CA$40.00
      • Muggle Butterbeer Kit (non-alc)

        Pubs in Hogsmeade closed for dine-in? Confined to your home for Quarantine? Missing that sweet, sweet Muggle Butterbeer from Storm Crow Manor? Build your own today at home! Full kit makes six servings. Includes: 12oz Liquid Vanilla Ice Cream, 2x Root Beer Cans, 1x HeadShot shotglass
        CA$15.00
      • Release The Kraken Cocktail Kit

        From the depths of the oceans terrorizing sailors for aeons to a crafted cocktail kit packed for you, the mighty Kraken has been released! Kit makes six servings. Includes: 1 x 375ml Kraken Spiced Rum, 1 x lime, 3oz Lime Juice, 3 x The Great Jamaican Ginger Beer, Dry Ice Kit and 1 x Headshot ShotGlass for measuring (and to keep!).
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        CA$55.00
      • Mulled Wine Cocktail Kit

        The perfect cocktail kit for wine lovers! Includes everything you need to make 7 servings of Mulled Wine: 1 x 750 ml Camas Syrah wine bottle, 1L Apple Cider Mix, ¼ cup Honey, 2 x Oranges, Spices (Cinnamon sticks and Cloves).
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        CA$40.00
      • Magic Zoom Meeting Juice Cocktail Kit

        A.K.A. Pink Lemonade. Kit makes nine servings. Includes: 1 x 375 ml Smirnoff Vodka bottle, 200 ml SourPuss Raspberry liqueur, 27 oz Lemonade Mix, 2 x Headshot ShotGlasses, 4 x Light Cubes
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        CA$55.00
    • Wine

      • Spumante Bambino, 750mL bottled sparkling wine (7.0% ABV)

        Niagara
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        CA$30.00
      • Henkel Troken, 750mL bottled sparkling wine (11.5% ABV)

        Germany
        Unavailable
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        CA$40.00
      • Fidora Prosecco, 750mL bottled prosecco (11.0% ABV)

        Italy
        Unavailable
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        CA$50.00
      • Tawse, 750mL bottled rosé wine (12.0% ABV)

        Niagara, 2019
        Unavailable
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        CA$40.00
      • 20,000 Leguas, bottled amber wine (12.5% ABV)

        Spain, 2017
        Unavailable
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        CA$25.00
      • Fidora Pinot Grigio, 750mL bottled white wine (12.5% ABV)

        Italy, 2019
        Unavailable
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        CA$45.00
      • Camas Chardonnay, 750mL bottled white wine (13.0% ABV)

        France, 2018
        Unavailable
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        CA$40.00
      • Bruce Jack Sauvignon Blanc, 750mL bottled white wine (13.0% ABV)

        South Africa, 2019
        Unavailable
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        CA$22.50
      • Polaris Muscadet, 750mL bottled white wine (12.0% ABV)

        France, 2017
        Unavailable
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        CA$30.00
      • Pena Aldera Rioja, 750mL bottled red wine (15.0% ABV)

        Spain, 2015
        Unavailable
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        CA$25.00
      • Occhipinti SP68 Blend, 750mL bottled red wine (12.5% ABV)

        Italy, 2017
        Unavailable
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        CA$40.00
      • Lyeth Cabernet Sauvignon, 750mL bottled red wine (13.5% ABV)

        California, 2018
        Unavailable
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        CA$27.00
      • Camas Syrah, 750mL bottled red wine (13.0% ABV)

        France, 2018
        Unavailable
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        CA$40.00
      • Tawse Pinot Noir, 750mL bottled red wine (12.5% ABV)

        Niagara, 2018
        Unavailable
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        CA$50.00
      • Southbrook Merlot, 750mL bottled red wine (13.0% ABV)

        Niagara, 2017
        Unavailable
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        CA$25.00
      • Leaping Horse Cabernet Sauvignon, 750mL bottled red wine (13.5% ABV)

        California, 2018
        Unavailable
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        CA$38.00
      • Les Arnevels Cote du Rhone, 750mL bottled red wine (14.0% ABV)

        France, 2016
        Unavailable
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        CA$25.00
    • Storm Crow Merchandise

      • The Storm Crow D2020

        We made a playable d20 out of the plague-ridden infernal trashfire that is 2020. Because when the universe seems to be careening along the darkest timeline, why not play dice with it? The D2020 is 40mm, or twice the usual size of a d20. Extras include: - An appropriately blood-red dice bag to keep it in! - Two blank stickers to update the sides with new horrors as they arise this year! - A Mad Libs-style fill-in-the-blank apocalypse game along with a drinking game to play with the D2020; each die comes with a copy!
        CA$20.20
      • Storm Crow Giant Custom D20

        Roll big and stay home! Our giant d20, with the Storm Crow logo in place of the 20, is suitable for all your gaming needs. Or for display, as a reminder that fortune is fickle and life is a comedy of the absurd.
        CA$15.00
      • Storm Crow Heat Transfer Mug

        When cold: an innocuous mug. When heated, say, by the infusion of piping-hot coffee, a magical transformation occurs, lighting up the skeleton of our mascot with caffeine-fueled power!
        CA$15.00
      • Storm Crow Alliance Face Mask

        Join the Alliance (or the Horde, but we haven’t made Storm Crow Horde masks yet, sorry) in masking up for the common good! These lightweight face masks offer full coverage and plenty of stretch for maximum comfort and protection. Also the Storm Crow Alliance logo so you can immediately mark yourself as someone extremely awesome. Grab one for yourself, or two for you and one of your bubble buddies!
        CA$7.00
      • Storm Crow Tuberz

        Pandemic style for the fashionable Canadian wasteland marauder: a double-sided Tuberz tubular face cover, stretchy enough to fit most. Pair with a mohawk and some kind of black leather ensemble for admiring looks wherever you go! (Which should be nowhere! Stay home! Save lives!)
        CA$20.00
      • "Great Old One" Cthulhu Flask

        This abominable pewter flask is emblazoned with horrifying elder runes and the likeness of Cthulhu himself. Will probably encourage Yog-Sothoth to eat you first on his return from the Outer Spheres, thus sparing you the mind-shattering horror of observing the Lovecraftian apocalypse. Also holds any liquid/beverage of your choice, an equal volume of hand sanitizer, or blood.
        CA$35.00
      • Cthulhu Tiki Mug

        Are you fhtagning kidding me? This terrifying tribute to Cthulhu is captured in tiki mug form as he prepares to wipe clean the Earth for the return of the ravening alien gods that have slept for aeons. But until then, you can drink refreshing and preferably alcoholic beverages from his eldritch-ceramic likeness! Cthulhu holds approximately 20oz of liquid, with a special separate chambe on the top.
        CA$35.00
      • Storm Crow Collectible PINS

        When the alien exo-archaeologists excavate your skeleton from the radioactive ruins of Earth in the year 2390, they will find these indestructible metal pins adorning your clavicle. “Who were these people?” they will wonder. “How did they have such good taste?”
        CA$5.00
      • Storm Crow Playing Cards

        Are these cards cursed? Who’s to say? Have we found them mysteriously moved from one location to another, or with illustrations that change from one day to the next? Well… why don’t you grab a pack and find out for yourself? (We do promise that they’re regulation playing cards, at least when you receive them. You just may want to check if you live on a ley line. For reasons)
        CA$5.00
      • D20 Dice Pack

        Let out your inner dice goblin and stock up with our full pack of dice: a d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20 and percentile. Play any class in D&D! (Unless you’re a wizard, in which case you’ll want a bunch more d6s, but you can probably borrow those from Yahtzee or something, ya nerd.)
        CA$12.00
      • "Dice of the Dead" 7-Dice Pack

        HEADS WILL ROLL! Each transparent die contains a tiny grinning skul l, which may bring you either luck or... the opposite.
        CA$15.99
      • Dinosaur Erotica

        “Dinosaur erotica?” Yes. Dinosaur erotica. Stories about dinosaurs. Stories featuring dinosaurs. Stories… by dinosaurs. Order this and you will receive a capsule containing one (1) dinosaur figure and one (1) high-quality, professionally-written unit of dinosaur fiction. Satisfaction, uh, guaranteed. (NOT FOR CHILDREN.)
        CA$4.00
      • Storm Crow Lighter

        Because you can’t smoke your legally-obtained pipeweed without a way to set it slightly on fire.
        CA$3.00