The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue

Served with vanilla ice cream.

Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrots

Served with honey mustard

Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese, served with gravy

Served with honey mustard

Sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans

tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon, and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream

three 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded and deep fried, served with ranch dressing

two house made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade

Fresh lobster & cream cheese filled wontons, lightly fried, served with Asian dipping sauce

Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces

Served with chipotle mayo

parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara

Tempura battered pickle chips, served with honey mustard or ranch

Bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream

Shredded chicken, blend of cheeses & buffalo sauce, in a bread bowl with celery, carrots, and tortilla chips

Oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend

Served with mustard

Marinated steak bits topped with bleu cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis

Served with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese

Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & melted cheddar cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with sour cream, and pico de gallo

Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle

Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa, and chili

Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.

Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrots

Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion

Crispy iceberg wedge with crumbled bleu cheese, tomatoes, and crumbled bacon

Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, bleu cheese crumble & apple slices

Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan

Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, & pecans, topped with grilled chicken

Mesclun greens, grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze

Mesclun greens, sliced apples, dried cranberries, chopped pecans & crumbled gorgonzola

Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cajun chicken and cilantro lime vinaigrette

Fried calamari and sliced seared tuna tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds in our thai sauce **Tuna cooked rare. Please select rare unless longer cook time preferred**

Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, & melted swiss cheese, served on an English muffin

Breaded & fried chicken cutlet with American cheese & bacon, served on a pretzel roll

Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon & frazzled onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce, served on a pretzel roll

Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll

Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun

Corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing, served on toasted rye

Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, & melted American and nacho cheese on a hero

Hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese, with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero

grilled Cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero

Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero

Mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls.

Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese on mini martins potato rolls

House made lobster salad on toasted martins potato rolls

filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls

Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce

Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon & provolone cheese with ranch dressing

Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto

Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella

Marinated sliced prime rib, sauteed onions, melted provolone cheese with horseradish mayo

Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle

Eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato & fresh mozzarella

Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo

Fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato, and blue cheese dressing

Topped with cheddar cheese and southwest slaw

Topped with cabbage, radishes, and cilantro, with wasabi mayo

Topped with shredded cabbage and mango salsa

8oz burger stacked with 5 strips of bacon and your choice of cheese

10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll

8oz burger, bacon, swiss cheese, Cajun dipped & topped with house made potato chips

8oz burger topped with fried jalapenos, frazzled onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce

8oz burger covered in our signature marinade

8oz burger topped with cheddar cheese, slow cooked short rib & frazzled onions

8oz burger topped with house made mac n' cheese on a brioche bun

Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwest slaw

Melted mozzarella topped with house made bruschetta

Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing

Grilled chicken, peppers, onions, avocado & cheddar cheese, with chipotle mayo

Tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce

Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice

Chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta

Breaded chicken breast, prosciutto, asparagus, & fresh mozzarella in a pink sauce over parmesan rice

Sauteed lobster in a sharp cheddar cream sauce

Chicken cutlets sautéed in housemade Francese sauce served over pasta.

Served with vanilla ice cream.

Served with vanilla ice cream.

Vanilla ice cream topped with candied pecans, caramel, and flambéed bananas.

A light coffee-flavored cake.

Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and pistachio ice creams with a cherry and almond center, enrobed in dark chocolate.

White chocolate ice cream with a raspberry sorbet center and covered in white chocolate.

Vanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, surrounded by dark chocolate.