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    4. The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue
    The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue
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    The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue

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    Location and hours

    Sunday
    01:30 PM - 10:00 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    09:00 AM - 12:30 PMBreakfast Menu
    10:00 PM - 11:00 PMLate Night
    Monday - Friday
    11:00 AM - 10:00 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    10:00 PM - 11:00 PMLate Night
    Saturday
    12:30 PM - 10:00 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    09:00 AM - 11:30 AMBreakfast Menu
    10:00 PM - 11:00 PMLate Night
    ₩ • Burgers • American • Sandwiches

    8 E Main St, Patchogue, NY 11772 • More


    • Picked for you

      • Fried Oreos

        Served with vanilla ice cream.
        $9.00
      • Boneless Idiot Bits

        Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrots
        $15.00
      • French Onion Soup

        $9.00
      • Chicken Fingers

        Served with honey mustard
        $12.00
      • Sliced Steak Sandwich

        Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
        $20.00
    • Appetizers

      • Disco Fries

        Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese, served with gravy
        $10.00
      • Chicken Fingers

        Served with honey mustard
        $12.00
      • Sweet Jesus Fries

        Sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
        $12.00
      • Bodacious Tater Tots

        tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon, and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream
        $12.00
      • Mac-n-Cheese Wedges

        three 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded and deep fried, served with ranch dressing
        $14.00
      • Crab Cakes

        two house made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade
        $14.00
      • Lobster Wontons (6 pcs)

        Fresh lobster & cream cheese filled wontons, lightly fried, served with Asian dipping sauce
        $17.00
      • Stoopid Sampler

        Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces
        $18.00
      • Onion Ring Tower

        Served with chipotle mayo
        $11.00
      • Mozzarella Sticks

        parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
        $10.00
      • Fried Pickle Chips

        Tempura battered pickle chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
        $11.00
      • Quesadilla

        Bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream
        $12.00
      • Buffalo Chicken Dip

        Shredded chicken, blend of cheeses & buffalo sauce, in a bread bowl with celery, carrots, and tortilla chips
        $16.00
      • Sit-N-Spinach Dip

        Oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend
        $16.00
      • Jumbo Hot Pretzel

        Served with mustard
        $10.00
      • Marinated Steak Tidbits

        Marinated steak bits topped with bleu cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
        $19.00
        Gluten Free
      • Mini Chicken Tacos

        Served with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
        $10.00
      • Calamari

        $16.00
      • Mussels

        $14.00
      • Veggie Quesadilla

        Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & melted cheddar cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with sour cream, and pico de gallo
        $12.00
        vegetarian,gluten free
      • *Cajun Seared Tuna

        Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
        $17.00
      • Nachos Locos

        Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa, and chili
        $14.00
    • Our Famous Wings

      • Our Famous Wings

        Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.
        $15.00
      • Boneless Idiot Bits

        Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrots
        $15.00
    • Soups

      • Lobster Bisque

        $9.00
      • Chicken Noodle Soup

        $7.00
      • French Onion Soup

        $9.00
      • Loaded Potato Soup

        $8.00
      • Chili

        $10.00
    • Salads

      • Garden Salad

        Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
        $10.00
        Gluten Free
      • The Wedge

        Crispy iceberg wedge with crumbled bleu cheese, tomatoes, and crumbled bacon
        $13.00
        Gluten Free
      • Cobb Salad

        Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, bleu cheese crumble & apple slices
        $15.00
        Gluten Free
      • Caesar Salad

        Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan
        $13.00
      • G.O.A.T (Greatest of All Time)

        Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, & pecans, topped with grilled chicken
        $17.00
        gluten free
      • Bistro Salad

        Mesclun greens, grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze
        $16.00
        Gluten Free
      • Gorgonzola Salad

        Mesclun greens, sliced apples, dried cranberries, chopped pecans & crumbled gorgonzola
        $14.00
      • Southwest Salad

        Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cajun chicken and cilantro lime vinaigrette
        $16.00
      • *TNT

        Fried calamari and sliced seared tuna tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds in our thai sauce **Tuna cooked rare. Please select rare unless longer cook time preferred**
        $19.00
    • Sandwiches

      • Filet McMuff Sandwich

        Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, & melted swiss cheese, served on an English muffin
        $22.00
      • American Chicken Sandwich

        Breaded & fried chicken cutlet with American cheese & bacon, served on a pretzel roll
        $15.00
      • Sweet Chicky Sandwich

        Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon & frazzled onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce, served on a pretzel roll
        $15.00
      • It's the Sht Sandwich

        Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
        $17.00
      • Sliced Steak Sandwich

        Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
        $20.00
      • Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

        $12.00
      • Turkey Club

        Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
        $16.00
      • Groovin Reuben

        Corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing, served on toasted rye
        $17.00
      • Philly Cheese Steak

        Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, & melted American and nacho cheese on a hero
        $18.00
      • Moe

        Hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese, with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
        $17.00
      • Larry Po' Boy Sandwich

        grilled Cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
        $18.00
      • Curly

        Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
        $17.00
      • Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich

        Panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
        $18.00
    • Stoopid Sliders

      • Three Stooges Sliders

        Mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls.
        $16.00
      • The Little Shtz

        Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese on mini martins potato rolls
        $17.00
      • Lobster Roll Sliders

        House made lobster salad on toasted martins potato rolls
        $18.00
      • V.I.P. Sliders

        filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
        $20.00
    • Wraps & Paninis

      • El Diablo Wrap

        Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
        $17.00
        Spicy
      • Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap

        Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon & provolone cheese with ranch dressing
        $17.00
      • Grilled Chicken Panini

        Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
        $17.00
      • Healthy Italian Wrap

        Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
        $16.00
      • Marinated Prime Panini

        Marinated sliced prime rib, sauteed onions, melted provolone cheese with horseradish mayo
        $20.00
      • Ahi Tuna Wrap

        Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
        $19.00
      • Veggie Panini

        Eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato & fresh mozzarella
        $16.00
      • Cajun Shrimp Wrap

        Grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
        $17.00
      • Buffalo Soldier Wrap

        Fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato, and blue cheese dressing
        $16.00
    • Tacos

      • Pulled Pork Tacos

        Topped with cheddar cheese and southwest slaw
        $15.00
      • *Ahi Tuna Tacos

        Topped with cabbage, radishes, and cilantro, with wasabi mayo
        $16.00
      • Chipotle Shrimp Tacos

        Topped with shredded cabbage and mango salsa
        $17.00
    • Burgers

      • Burger

        $13.00
      • Cheeseburger

        $14.00
      • The Ace Burger

        8oz burger stacked with 5 strips of bacon and your choice of cheese
        $18.00
      • The Meathead Burger

        10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll
        $19.00
      • The Burgundy Burger

        8oz burger, bacon, swiss cheese, Cajun dipped & topped with house made potato chips
        $17.00
      • Texas Burger

        8oz burger topped with fried jalapenos, frazzled onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
        $16.00
      • Marinated Burger

        8oz burger covered in our signature marinade
        $17.00
      • Short Rib Burger

        8oz burger topped with cheddar cheese, slow cooked short rib & frazzled onions
        $16.00
      • Mac Attack Burger

        8oz burger topped with house made mac n' cheese on a brioche bun
        $16.00
      • Chipotle Chicken Burger

        Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwest slaw
        $17.00
    • Flatbreads

      • The Bruschetta Flatbread

        Melted mozzarella topped with house made bruschetta
        $12.00
      • The Buffalo Flatbread

        Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
        $14.00
      • The Cali

        Grilled chicken, peppers, onions, avocado & cheddar cheese, with chipotle mayo
        $14.00
    • Signature Dishes

      • Dreamy Tortellini

        Tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
        $19.00
      • Jazzy Jambalaya

        Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
        $19.00
        Gluten Free
      • Idiot Francese

        Chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
        $20.00
      • When in Rome

        Breaded chicken breast, prosciutto, asparagus, & fresh mozzarella in a pink sauce over parmesan rice
        $23.00
      • Lobster Mac n' Cheese

        Sauteed lobster in a sharp cheddar cream sauce
        $24.00
    • Toppings

      • Pickle

        $0.50
      • Onion

        $0.50
      • Lettuce

        $0.50
      • Tomato

        $0.50
      • Bacon

        $2.00
      • Marinade

        $1.50
      • Fried Egg

        $1.50
      • Cole Slaw

        $1.00
      • Avocado

        $2.50
      • Pulled Pork

        $3.00
      • Sautéed Onions

        $1.25
      • Sautéed Mushrooms

        $1.25
      • Fried Pickle Chips

        $1.25
      • Fried Jalapeños

        $1.25
      • Cheese

        $0.75
      • Frazzled Onions

        $1.25
      • Wing Sauce

        $0.75
    • Sides

      • Crinkle Cut Fries

        $3.00
      • Rice

        $4.00
      • Cole Slaw

        $1.00
      • Tater Tots

        $5.00
      • Onion Rings

        $5.00
      • Sautéed Veggies

        $6.00
      • Mac 'n Cheese

        $6.00
      • Waffle Fries

        $5.00
      • Loaded Tater Tots

        $6.00
      • Sweet Potato Fries

        $7.00
      • Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy

        $7.00
      • Asparagus

        $7.00
      • Parmesan Rice

        $6.00
    • Desserts

      • Fried Twinkies

        Chicken cutlets sautéed in housemade Francese sauce served over pasta.
        $9.00
      • Fried Oreos

        Served with vanilla ice cream.
        $9.00
      • Traditional Banana Fosters

        Served with vanilla ice cream.
        $9.00
      • Tiramisu

        Vanilla ice cream topped with candied pecans, caramel, and flambéed bananas.
        $9.00
      • Spumoni Truffle

        A light coffee-flavored cake.
        $9.00
      • White Chocolate Truffle

        Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and pistachio ice creams with a cherry and almond center, enrobed in dark chocolate.
        $9.00
      • Manhattan Truffle

        White chocolate ice cream with a raspberry sorbet center and covered in white chocolate.
        $9.00
      • Gluten-free chocolate cake

        $9.00
        Gluten Free
      • Ice Cream

        Vanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, surrounded by dark chocolate.
        $1.50