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10:00 AM - 6:16 PM • Absurd Bird
10:00 AM - 10:22 PM • Absurd Bird
10:00 AM - 4:45 AM • Absurd Bird
10:00 AM - 6:16 PM • Absurd Bird
10:00 AM - 5:45 AM • Absurd Bird
Appetizers
- Onion Rings$9.99Onion rings dipped in our house special batter and fried till golden. Served with what we like to call our magic sauce.
- Jalapeno Popper Jailed$12.99You won't find a better appetizer than these Juicy & Cheesy Jalapeno Poppers.
- Potato Wedges$8.33Deliciously satisfying peeled potato wedges are deep fried until golden and crispy.
- 8 pcs Chicken Nuggets with Fries$11.87These irresistible nuggets of gold are sure to be an instant hit.
- French Fries$7.50Batons of potatoes deep-fried till they're crisp on all sides.
- Mozzarella Sticks$12.99Crispy, cheesy goodness. Served with ranch.
- Calamari Calling$15.99This delicious appetizer is light, crunchy and filled with tender calamari rings. Served with a spicy marinara.
Chicken Fingers
- Only Chicken Fingers Classico (5)$14.28Made with tender & juicy chicken, breaded and fried till perfection. Makes a perfect pick for an appetizer.#2 most liked
- Only Chicken Fingers Classico (10)$27.00Made with tender & juicy chicken, breaded and fried till perfection. Makes a perfect pick for an appetizer.
Traditional Chicken Wings
- 6 Pieces Traditional Chicken Wings$12.49Crispy fried chicken wings. Served with choice of wing flavor, comes with Ranch or Bleu Cheese dipping sauce.
- 18 Pieces Traditional Chicken Wings$22.99Crispy fried chicken wings. Served with choice of wing flavor, comes with Ranch or Bleu Cheese dipping sauce.
- 12 Pieces Traditional Chicken Wings$16.99Crispy fried chicken wings. Served with choice of wing flavor, comes with Ranch or Bleu Cheese dipping sauce.#3 most liked
- 24 Pieces Traditional Chicken Wings$28.99Crispy fried chicken wings. Served with choice of wing flavor, comes with Ranch or Bleu Cheese dipping sauce.#1 most liked
Bone-less Wings
- 6 Pieces Boneless Chicken Wings$9.99Boneless crispy chicken wings. Served with choice of wing flavor, comes with Ranch or Bleu Cheese dipping sauce.
- 12 Pieces Boneless Chicken Wings$16.99Boneless crispy chicken wings. Served with choice of wing flavor, comes with Ranch or Bleu Cheese dipping sauce.
- 18 Pieces Boneless Chicken Wings$22.99Boneless crispy chicken wings. Served with choice of wing flavor, comes with Ranch or Bleu Cheese dipping sauce.
- 24 Pieces Boneless Chicken Wings$27.99Boneless crispy chicken wings. Served with choice of wing flavor, comes with Ranch or Bleu Cheese dipping sauce.
Desserts
- NY Cheese Cake$8.33These smooth and creamy, sweet-tasting cheesecake have a perfect texture.
- Chocolate NY Cheesecake$8.33A thick layer of a mixture of soft, fresh cream cheese, chocolate, eggs, and sugar.
- Nutella NY Cheesecake$8.33This Nutella cheesecake is dense and scrumptious, with a crunchy crust and smooth cheesecake texture. It's sure to be a fan favorite.
Beverages
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