
Too far to deliver
The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue
4.1
(39)
•
View delivery time and booking fee.
Location and hours
8 E Main St, Patchogue, NY 11772
Sunday | ||
12:30 PM - 10:30 PM | Lunch & Dinner Menu | |
09:00 AM - 12:30 PM | Breakfast Menu | |
Monday - Friday | ||
11:00 AM - 10:30 PM | Lunch & Dinner Menu | |
Saturday | ||
12:30 PM - 10:30 PM | Lunch & Dinner Menu | |
09:00 AM - 11:30 AM | Breakfast Menu |
Picked for you
- Our Famous WingsServed with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.$13.00
- Chicken FingersServed with honey mustard$12.00
- Three Stooges SlidersMini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls$14.00
- Marinated Steak Tidbits EntreeMarinated steak bits, topped with crumbled bleu cheese & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis & choice of side$21.00
- Sweet Chicky SandwichGrilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon & frazzled onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce, served on a pretzel roll$14.00
Appetizers
- Disco FriesCrinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese, served with gravy$10.00
- Steak Rollsgrilled steak, melted provolone cheese, sauteed onions and mushrooms, served in a crispy egg roll with a side of horseradish sauce$15.00
- Chicken FingersServed with honey mustard$12.00
- Sweet Jesus FriesSweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans$12.00
- Bodacious Tater Totstater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon, and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream$12.00
- Mac-n-Cheese Wedgesthree 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded and deep fried, served with ranch dressing$14.00
- Crab Cakestwo house made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade$13.00
- Nachos LocosNachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa, and chili$15.00
- Lobster Wontons (6 pcs)Fresh lobster & cream cheese filled wontons, lightly fried, served with Asian dipping sauce$17.00
- Stoopid SamplerWings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces$18.00
- Cajun Seared TunaCajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle$17.00
- Onion Ring TowerServed with chipotle mayo$11.00
- Mozzarella Sticksparmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara$10.00
- Fried Pickle ChipsTempura battered pickle chips, served with honey mustard or ranch$11.00
- QuesadillaBacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream$12.00
- Loaded Vip FriesCheddar, pepper jack, bacon, and pico de gallo, served with sour cream$12.00
- Buffalo Chicken DipShredded chicken, blend of cheeses & buffalo sauce, in a bread bowl with celery, carrots, and tortilla chips$16.00
- Sit-N-Spinach DipOversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend$16.00
- Jumbo Hot PretzelServed with mustard$10.00
- Marinated Steak TidbitsMarinated steak bits topped with bleu cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis$15.00
Gluten Free
- Mini Chicken TacosServed with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese$10.00
Our Famous Wings
- Our Famous WingsServed with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.$13.00
- Boneless Idiot BitsBoneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrots$13.00
Soups
- Lobster Bisque$8.00
- Chicken Noodle Soup$7.00
- French Onion Soup$9.00
Salads
- Quinoa SaladWith wilted spinach, grape tomatoes, cucumber, chickpeas, black olives, roasted red peppers, feta cheese, tossed with lemon & oil dressing$16.00
- Garden SaladRomaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion$10.00
Gluten Free
- The WedgeCrispy iceberg wedge with crumbled bleu cheese, tomatoes, and crumbled bacon$12.00
Gluten Free
- Cobb SaladRomaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, bleu cheese crumble & apple slices$15.00
Gluten Free
- V.I.P SaladMesclun greens, grilled chicken marinated in our V.I.P. wing sauce with frazzled onions, tortilla strips, corn, and black beans$16.00
- Caesar SaladRomaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan$17.00
- G.O.A.T (Greatest of All Time)Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, & pecans, topped with grilled chicken$16.00
gluten free
- Main Street SaladGlazed pecans, crispy bacon, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, red onion, & bleu cheese crumbles on a bed of spinach$13.00
Gluten Free
- Bistro SaladMesclun greens, grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze$15.00
Gluten Free
Sandwiches
- Filet McMuff SandwichMarinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, & melted swiss cheese, served on an English muffin$20.00
- American Chicken SandwichBreaded & fried chicken cutlet with American cheese & bacon, served on a pretzel roll$14.00
- Sweet Chicky SandwichGrilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon & frazzled onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce, served on a pretzel roll$14.00
- It's the Sht SandwichPulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll$17.00
- Sliced Steak SandwichMarinated and cooked to your liking, served with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero$18.00
- Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast$11.00
- Turkey ClubTurkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun$16.00
- Groovin ReubenCorned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing, served on toasted rye$16.00
- Philly Cheese SteakSliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, & melted American and nacho cheese on a hero$16.00
- MoeHot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese, with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero$17.00
- Larry Po' Boy Sandwichgrilled Cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero$18.00
- CurlyGrilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero$16.00
Stoopid Sliders
- Three Stooges SlidersMini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls$14.00
- Crab Cake SlidersHouse made lump crab cakes topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion & Cajun remoulade, served on mini pretzel rolls$16.00
- The Little ShtzPulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese on mini martins potato rolls$15.00
- Lobster Roll SlidersHouse made lobster salad on toasted martins potato rolls$16.00
- V.I.P. Slidersfilet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls$17.00
Wraps & Paninis
- El Diablo WrapGrilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce$15.00
Spicy
- Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken WrapLightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon & provolone cheese with ranch dressing$16.00
- Grilled Chicken PaniniGrilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto$17.00
- Healthy Italian WrapGrilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella$18.00
- Prime PaniniSliced prime rib, sauteed onions, melted provolone cheese with horseradish mayo$19.00
Healthier Options
- Ahi Tuna WrapGrilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle$19.00
- Veggie PaniniEggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato & fresh mozzarella$16.00
- Chipotle Chicken BurgerFreshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwest slaw$17.00
- House made Turkey Burger8oz turkey patty, served on a brioche bun with house made cranberry spread on the side$14.00
- House made Veggie Burger8oz patty blend of broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, cream cheese, garlic, lentils, and bread crumbs on a brioche bun$14.00
- We-Go-Vego BurgerBeyond burger patty topped with lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and mustard, srircaha mayo$18.00
- Mediterranean DipHouse made hummus, roasted red peppers, black olives & feta cheese, served with toasted pita$12.00
- Veggie QuesadillaBroccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & melted cheddar cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with sour cream, and pico de gallo$12.00
vegetarian,gluten free
Burgers
- Burger$13.00
- Cheeseburger$14.00
- The Ace Burger8oz burger stacked with 5 strips of bacon and your choice of cheese$18.00
- The Meathead Burger10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll$19.00
- The Burgundy Burger8oz burger, bacon, swiss cheese, Cajun dipped & topped with house made potato chips$15.00
- Texas Burger8oz burger topped with fried jalapenos, frazzled onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce$15.00
- Marinated Burger8oz burger covered in our signature marinade$15.00
- Short Rib Burger8oz burger topped with cheddar cheese, slow cooked short rib & frazzled onions$16.00
Flatbreads
- The Bruschetta FlatbreadMelted mozzarella topped with house made bruschetta$12.00
- The Fajita FlatbreadTopped with grilled chicken, melted cheddar cheese, red & green peppers, onions & rice$12.00
- The Buffalo FlatbreadTopped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing$14.00
- The Black-n-Blue FlatbreadSteak, bleu cheese crumbles & fresh arugula, drizzled with balsamic glaze$16.00
Signature Dishes
- Marinated Steak Tidbits EntreeMarinated steak bits, topped with crumbled bleu cheese & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis & choice of side$21.00
- Dreamy TortelliniTortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce$19.00
- V.I.P RibsServed with mac n cheese and cole slaw$14.00
- Jazzy JambalayaCajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice$19.00
Gluten Free
- Idiot FranceseChicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta$20.00
Specials
- Cali Steak Wrapgrilled steak, rice, guacamole, and melted cheddar cheese, served in your choice of wrap with sour cream and spicy pickle mayo$18.00
- Black Forest Burgertopped with black forest ham, caramelized onions, and melted Swiss cheese$16.00
- Shroomin Ribeye12oz ribeye topped with shiitake mushroom sauce$21.00
- V.I.P. PastaSauteed shrimp, lobster, and grape tomatoes, tossed with your choice of pasta in a light pink cream sauce$19.00
Toppings
- Pickle$0.50
- Onion$0.50
- Lettuce$0.50
- Tomato$0.50
- Bacon$2.00
- Marinade$1.50
- Fried Egg$1.50
- Cole Slaw$1.00
- Avocado$2.50
- Pulled Pork$3.00
- Sautéed Onions$1.25
- Sautéed Mushrooms$1.25
- Fried Pickle Chips$1.25
- Fried Jalapeños$1.25
- Cheese$0.75
- Frazzled Onions$1.25
- Wing Sauce$0.75
Sides
- Crinkle Cut Fries$3.00
- Rice$3.00
- Cole Slaw$1.00
- Tater Tots$3.00
- Onion Rings$4.00
- Sautéed Veggies$4.00
- Mac 'n Cheese$4.00
- Waffle Fries$4.00
- Loaded Tater Tots$5.00
- Sweet Potato Fries$5.00
- Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy$5.00
Desserts
- Fried TwinkiesChicken cutlets sautéed in housemade Francese sauce served over pasta.$8.00
- Fried OreosServed with vanilla ice cream.$8.00
- Traditional Banana FostersServed with vanilla ice cream.$8.00
- TiramisuVanilla ice cream topped with candied pecans, caramel, and flambéed bananas.$7.50
- Spumoni TruffleA light coffee-flavored cake.$7.50
- White Chocolate TruffleVanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and pistachio ice creams with a cherry and almond center, enrobed in dark chocolate.$7.50
- Manhattan TruffleWhite chocolate ice cream with a raspberry sorbet center and covered in white chocolate.$7.50
- Gluten-free chocolate cake$7.50
Gluten Free
- Ice CreamVanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, surrounded by dark chocolate.$1.50
Picked for you
- Build Your Own PlatterTwo eggs, home fries, and toast.$11.00
- Classic BLT SandwichBacon, lettuce, and tomato served on a choice of toast with home fries or crinkle-cut fries.$10.00
- Cali Style BLT SandwichSliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado served on a kaiser roll. With the choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.$14.00
- Steak & EggsCooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast.$15.00
- Avocado ToastFresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with olive oil, and sprinkled with black pepper served with home fries$15.00
Wings
- WingsServed with blue cheese, celery & carrots$12.00
Omelettes
- GreekSpinach, feta cheese, and onions, served with home fries and choice of toast$12.00
- Veggie Overload OmelettePeppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms, and tomato. Served with home fries and toast.$12.00
- Western OmeletteHam, peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese. Served with home fries and toast.$12.00
- Mama's Meat OmeletteHam, bacon, and sausage. Served with home fries and toast.$12.00
- Skinny Chicky OmeletteThree egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado, and choice of cheese. Served with home fries and toast.$12.00
- Eater's ChoiceServed with home fries and toast.$12.00
The Benedicts
- The OriginalServed with Canadian bacon. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce, served on an English muffin with home fries.$10.00
- Veggie BennyGrilled tomato, avocado, and spinach. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce, served on an English muffin with home fries.$13.00
- The McfeeServed with corned beef hash. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce, served on an English muffin with home fries.$11.00
- The PincherServed with crab cakes. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce, served on an English muffin with home fries.$13.00
Sandwiches
- Eggy "Mcmuff" SandwichOne egg and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on an English muffin.$6.00
- Von Kaiser SandwichTwo eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on a kaiser roll.$8.00
- Waffle SandwichHam, swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, and maple mustard butter sandwiched in a housemade Belgian waffle, with a choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.$13.00
- Classic BLT SandwichBacon, lettuce, and tomato served on a choice of toast with home fries or crinkle-cut fries.$10.00
- Cali Style BLT SandwichSliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado served on a kaiser roll. With the choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.$14.00
- The "Honey" FarmDeli sliced ham, turkey, and provolone cheese topped with fresh arugula and honey mustard served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.$15.00
- Grilled Cheese on Texas ToastChoice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.$8.00
- Caprese PaniniFresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread with a choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.$14.00
- Greek Salad WrapMixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese, served with Greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle-cut fries.$13.00
- Sunrise BurgerAn 8-ounce burger, cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese, and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.$13.00
Batter Up
- Chicken and WafflesOur fluffy Belgian waffle topped with crispy buttermilk chicken tenders$11.00
- Breakfast Churro BitesCinnamon swirl bread, dipped in cinnamon vanilla egg wash, coated with cinnamon sugar, toasted, and served with honey maple dipping sauce$10.00
- PancakesPlain with butter and syrup.$7.00
- Chocolate Chip PancakesServed with butter and syrup.$8.00
- Banana Pecan PancakesWith butter and syrup.$9.00
- French ToastCoated with vanilla and cinnamon egg wash.$9.00
- Belgian WaffleServed with butter and syrup.$8.00
- Bread Pudding French ToastOur fluffy French toast, dipped in a vanilla bread pudding egg wash and topped with fresh mixed berries.$11.00
Platters
- Avocado ToastFresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with olive oil, and sprinkled with black pepper served with home fries$15.00
- Southern BiscuitsServed with home fries and sausage gravy.$8.00
- Breakfast in BreadA bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion, and melted cheddar cheese.$12.00
- My Cousin VinnyTwo fried eggs, bacon, and grits.$9.00
- Steak & EggsCooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast.$15.00
- Idiot PlatterThree eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries, and toast.$15.00
- Under the Sea SizzlerA two-egg scrambler with potatoes, fresh lobster, and crab meat, Cajun shrimp, and choice of cheese served with toast.$17.00
- Build Your Own PlatterTwo eggs, home fries, and toast.$11.00
- Build Your Own SizzlerTwo eggs, home fries, and toast.$11.00
Fiesta Favorites
- Huevos RancherosTwo corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two eggs, and housemade salsa.$11.00
- South of the BorderThree eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeño, black beans, tomato, and cheddar jack cheese served in a burrito.$12.00
- Breakfast QuesadillaThree eggs scrambled sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon or sausage, and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise.$12.00
- Jester TacosThree soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapeños, and grilled corn. Served with home fries.$15.00
- Mexi-OmeletAvocado, tomato, jalapeño, and pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa, served with home fries and toast.$13.00
Kidiot Breakfast
- French Toast SticksIncludes one small juice or milk.$6.00
- Silver Dollar PancakesIncludes one small juice or milk.$6.00
- Egg in a BasketOne egg cooked in your choice of toast.$6.00
- OatmealMaple brown sugar or cinnamon apple, with choice of milk or juice$6.00
- Scrambled EggsWith your choice of bacon or sausage$6.00
Sides
- English Muffin$1.25
- Corn Muffin$1.50
- Ham$2.00
- Bacon$1.25
- Sausage$2.00
- Housemade Sausage Patties$3.00
- Sautèed Spinach$3.00
- Avocado$3.00
- Corned Beef Hash$5.00
- Small Seasonal Fruit Plate$4.50
Beverages
- Juice$1.75
- Milk$1.75
- Chocolate Milk$1.75
- Coffee$2.25
- Tea$2.25
- Hot Chocolate$2.25