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    The Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue

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    8 E Main St, Patchogue, NY 11772
    Sunday
    12:30 PM - 10:30 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    09:00 AM - 12:30 PMBreakfast Menu
    Monday - Friday
    11:00 AM - 10:30 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    Saturday
    12:30 PM - 10:30 PMLunch & Dinner Menu
    09:00 AM - 11:30 AMBreakfast Menu
    ¢ • Burgers • American • Sandwiches

    8 E Main St, Patchogue, NY 11772 • More info


    • Picked for you

      • Our Famous Wings

        Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.
        $13.00
      • Chicken Fingers

        Served with honey mustard
        $12.00
      • Three Stooges Sliders

        Mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
        $14.00
      • Marinated Steak Tidbits Entree

        Marinated steak bits, topped with crumbled bleu cheese & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis & choice of side
        $21.00
      • Sweet Chicky Sandwich

        Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon & frazzled onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce, served on a pretzel roll
        $14.00
    • Appetizers

      • Disco Fries

        Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese, served with gravy
        $10.00
      • Steak Rolls

        grilled steak, melted provolone cheese, sauteed onions and mushrooms, served in a crispy egg roll with a side of horseradish sauce
        $15.00
      • Chicken Fingers

        Served with honey mustard
        $12.00
      • Sweet Jesus Fries

        Sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
        $12.00
      • Bodacious Tater Tots

        tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon, and fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing, served with a side of sour cream
        $12.00
      • Mac-n-Cheese Wedges

        three 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded and deep fried, served with ranch dressing
        $14.00
      • Crab Cakes

        two house made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade
        $13.00
      • Nachos Locos

        Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa, and chili
        $15.00
      • Lobster Wontons (6 pcs)

        Fresh lobster & cream cheese filled wontons, lightly fried, served with Asian dipping sauce
        $17.00
      • Stoopid Sampler

        Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings, served with the appropriate dipping sauces
        $18.00
      • Cajun Seared Tuna

        Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
        $17.00
      • Onion Ring Tower

        Served with chipotle mayo
        $11.00
      • Mozzarella Sticks

        parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
        $10.00
      • Fried Pickle Chips

        Tempura battered pickle chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
        $11.00
      • Quesadilla

        Bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream
        $12.00
      • Loaded Vip Fries

        Cheddar, pepper jack, bacon, and pico de gallo, served with sour cream
        $12.00
      • Buffalo Chicken Dip

        Shredded chicken, blend of cheeses & buffalo sauce, in a bread bowl with celery, carrots, and tortilla chips
        $16.00
      • Sit-N-Spinach Dip

        Oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend
        $16.00
      • Jumbo Hot Pretzel

        Served with mustard
        $10.00
      • Marinated Steak Tidbits

        Marinated steak bits topped with bleu cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
        $15.00
        Gluten Free
      • Mini Chicken Tacos

        Served with sides of sour cream and salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
        $10.00
    • Our Famous Wings

      • Our Famous Wings

        Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.
        $13.00
      • Boneless Idiot Bits

        Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled & tossed in your choice of wing sauce, served with bleu cheese dressing, celery & carrots
        $13.00
    • Soups

      • Lobster Bisque

        $8.00
      • Chicken Noodle Soup

        $7.00
      • French Onion Soup

        $9.00
    • Salads

      • Quinoa Salad

        With wilted spinach, grape tomatoes, cucumber, chickpeas, black olives, roasted red peppers, feta cheese, tossed with lemon & oil dressing
        $16.00
      • Garden Salad

        Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
        $10.00
        Gluten Free
      • The Wedge

        Crispy iceberg wedge with crumbled bleu cheese, tomatoes, and crumbled bacon
        $12.00
        Gluten Free
      • Cobb Salad

        Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, bleu cheese crumble & apple slices
        $15.00
        Gluten Free
      • V.I.P Salad

        Mesclun greens, grilled chicken marinated in our V.I.P. wing sauce with frazzled onions, tortilla strips, corn, and black beans
        $16.00
      • Caesar Salad

        Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan
        $17.00
      • G.O.A.T (Greatest of All Time)

        Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, & pecans, topped with grilled chicken
        $16.00
        gluten free
      • Main Street Salad

        Glazed pecans, crispy bacon, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, red onion, & bleu cheese crumbles on a bed of spinach
        $13.00
        Gluten Free
      • Bistro Salad

        Mesclun greens, grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze
        $15.00
        Gluten Free
    • Sandwiches

      • Filet McMuff Sandwich

        Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, & melted swiss cheese, served on an English muffin
        $20.00
      • American Chicken Sandwich

        Breaded & fried chicken cutlet with American cheese & bacon, served on a pretzel roll
        $14.00
      • Sweet Chicky Sandwich

        Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon & frazzled onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce, served on a pretzel roll
        $14.00
      • It's the Sht Sandwich

        Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
        $17.00
      • Sliced Steak Sandwich

        Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
        $18.00
      • Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

        $11.00
      • Turkey Club

        Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
        $16.00
      • Groovin Reuben

        Corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing, served on toasted rye
        $16.00
      • Philly Cheese Steak

        Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, & melted American and nacho cheese on a hero
        $16.00
      • Moe

        Hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese, with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
        $17.00
      • Larry Po' Boy Sandwich

        grilled Cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
        $18.00
      • Curly

        Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
        $16.00
    • Stoopid Sliders

      • Three Stooges Sliders

        Mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
        $14.00
      • Crab Cake Sliders

        House made lump crab cakes topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion & Cajun remoulade, served on mini pretzel rolls
        $16.00
      • The Little Shtz

        Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese on mini martins potato rolls
        $15.00
      • Lobster Roll Sliders

        House made lobster salad on toasted martins potato rolls
        $16.00
      • V.I.P. Sliders

        filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
        $17.00
    • Wraps & Paninis

      • El Diablo Wrap

        Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
        $15.00
        Spicy
      • Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap

        Lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon & provolone cheese with ranch dressing
        $16.00
      • Grilled Chicken Panini

        Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
        $17.00
      • Healthy Italian Wrap

        Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
        $18.00
      • Prime Panini

        Sliced prime rib, sauteed onions, melted provolone cheese with horseradish mayo
        $19.00
    • Healthier Options

      • Ahi Tuna Wrap

        Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
        $19.00
      • Veggie Panini

        Eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, onions, tomato & fresh mozzarella
        $16.00
      • Chipotle Chicken Burger

        Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwest slaw
        $17.00
      • House made Turkey Burger

        8oz turkey patty, served on a brioche bun with house made cranberry spread on the side
        $14.00
      • House made Veggie Burger

        8oz patty blend of broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, cream cheese, garlic, lentils, and bread crumbs on a brioche bun
        $14.00
      • We-Go-Vego Burger

        Beyond burger patty topped with lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and mustard, srircaha mayo
        $18.00
      • Mediterranean Dip

        House made hummus, roasted red peppers, black olives & feta cheese, served with toasted pita
        $12.00
      • Veggie Quesadilla

        Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & melted cheddar cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with sour cream, and pico de gallo
        $12.00
        vegetarian,gluten free
    • Burgers

      • Burger

        $13.00
      • Cheeseburger

        $14.00
      • The Ace Burger

        8oz burger stacked with 5 strips of bacon and your choice of cheese
        $18.00
      • The Meathead Burger

        10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll
        $19.00
      • The Burgundy Burger

        8oz burger, bacon, swiss cheese, Cajun dipped & topped with house made potato chips
        $15.00
      • Texas Burger

        8oz burger topped with fried jalapenos, frazzled onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
        $15.00
      • Marinated Burger

        8oz burger covered in our signature marinade
        $15.00
      • Short Rib Burger

        8oz burger topped with cheddar cheese, slow cooked short rib & frazzled onions
        $16.00
    • Flatbreads

      • The Bruschetta Flatbread

        Melted mozzarella topped with house made bruschetta
        $12.00
      • The Fajita Flatbread

        Topped with grilled chicken, melted cheddar cheese, red & green peppers, onions & rice
        $12.00
      • The Buffalo Flatbread

        Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
        $14.00
      • The Black-n-Blue Flatbread

        Steak, bleu cheese crumbles & fresh arugula, drizzled with balsamic glaze
        $16.00
    • Signature Dishes

      • Marinated Steak Tidbits Entree

        Marinated steak bits, topped with crumbled bleu cheese & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis & choice of side
        $21.00
      • Dreamy Tortellini

        Tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
        $19.00
      • V.I.P Ribs

        Served with mac n cheese and cole slaw
        $14.00
      • Jazzy Jambalaya

        Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
        $19.00
        Gluten Free
      • Idiot Francese

        Chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
        $20.00
    • Specials

      • Cali Steak Wrap

        grilled steak, rice, guacamole, and melted cheddar cheese, served in your choice of wrap with sour cream and spicy pickle mayo
        $18.00
      • Black Forest Burger

        topped with black forest ham, caramelized onions, and melted Swiss cheese
        $16.00
      • Shroomin Ribeye

        12oz ribeye topped with shiitake mushroom sauce
        $21.00
      • V.I.P. Pasta

        Sauteed shrimp, lobster, and grape tomatoes, tossed with your choice of pasta in a light pink cream sauce
        $19.00
    • Toppings

      • Pickle

        $0.50
      • Onion

        $0.50
      • Lettuce

        $0.50
      • Tomato

        $0.50
      • Bacon

        $2.00
      • Marinade

        $1.50
      • Fried Egg

        $1.50
      • Cole Slaw

        $1.00
      • Avocado

        $2.50
      • Pulled Pork

        $3.00
      • Sautéed Onions

        $1.25
      • Sautéed Mushrooms

        $1.25
      • Fried Pickle Chips

        $1.25
      • Fried Jalapeños

        $1.25
      • Cheese

        $0.75
      • Frazzled Onions

        $1.25
      • Wing Sauce

        $0.75
    • Sides

      • Crinkle Cut Fries

        $3.00
      • Rice

        $3.00
      • Cole Slaw

        $1.00
      • Tater Tots

        $3.00
      • Onion Rings

        $4.00
      • Sautéed Veggies

        $4.00
      • Mac 'n Cheese

        $4.00
      • Waffle Fries

        $4.00
      • Loaded Tater Tots

        $5.00
      • Sweet Potato Fries

        $5.00
      • Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy

        $5.00
    • Desserts

      • Fried Twinkies

        Chicken cutlets sautéed in housemade Francese sauce served over pasta.
        $8.00
      • Fried Oreos

        Served with vanilla ice cream.
        $8.00
      • Traditional Banana Fosters

        Served with vanilla ice cream.
        $8.00
      • Tiramisu

        Vanilla ice cream topped with candied pecans, caramel, and flambéed bananas.
        $7.50
      • Spumoni Truffle

        A light coffee-flavored cake.
        $7.50
      • White Chocolate Truffle

        Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and pistachio ice creams with a cherry and almond center, enrobed in dark chocolate.
        $7.50
      • Manhattan Truffle

        White chocolate ice cream with a raspberry sorbet center and covered in white chocolate.
        $7.50
      • Gluten-free chocolate cake

        $7.50
        Gluten Free
      • Ice Cream

        Vanilla and chocolate ice creams with a crushed almond and cherry center, surrounded by dark chocolate.
        $1.50
    • Picked for you

      • Build Your Own Platter

        Two eggs, home fries, and toast.
        $11.00
      • Classic BLT Sandwich

        Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on a choice of toast with home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
        $10.00
      • Cali Style BLT Sandwich

        Sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado served on a kaiser roll. With the choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
        $14.00
      • Steak & Eggs

        Cooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast.
        $15.00
      • Avocado Toast

        Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with olive oil, and sprinkled with black pepper served with home fries
        $15.00
    • Wings

      • Wings

        Served with blue cheese, celery & carrots
        $12.00
    • Omelettes

      • Greek

        Spinach, feta cheese, and onions, served with home fries and choice of toast
        $12.00
      • Veggie Overload Omelette

        Peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms, and tomato. Served with home fries and toast.
        $12.00
      • Western Omelette

        Ham, peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese. Served with home fries and toast.
        $12.00
      • Mama's Meat Omelette

        Ham, bacon, and sausage. Served with home fries and toast.
        $12.00
      • Skinny Chicky Omelette

        Three egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado, and choice of cheese. Served with home fries and toast.
        $12.00
      • Eater's Choice

        Served with home fries and toast.
        $12.00
    • The Benedicts

      • The Original

        Served with Canadian bacon. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce, served on an English muffin with home fries.
        $10.00
      • Veggie Benny

        Grilled tomato, avocado, and spinach. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce, served on an English muffin with home fries.
        $13.00
      • The Mcfee

        Served with corned beef hash. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce, served on an English muffin with home fries.
        $11.00
      • The Pincher

        Served with crab cakes. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce, served on an English muffin with home fries.
        $13.00
    • Sandwiches

      • Eggy "Mcmuff" Sandwich

        One egg and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on an English muffin.
        $6.00
      • Von Kaiser Sandwich

        Two eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on a kaiser roll.
        $8.00
      • Waffle Sandwich

        Ham, swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, and maple mustard butter sandwiched in a housemade Belgian waffle, with a choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
        $13.00
      • Classic BLT Sandwich

        Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on a choice of toast with home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
        $10.00
      • Cali Style BLT Sandwich

        Sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado served on a kaiser roll. With the choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
        $14.00
      • The "Honey" Farm

        Deli sliced ham, turkey, and provolone cheese topped with fresh arugula and honey mustard served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
        $15.00
      • Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

        Choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
        $8.00
      • Caprese Panini

        Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread with a choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
        $14.00
      • Greek Salad Wrap

        Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese, served with Greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
        $13.00
      • Sunrise Burger

        An 8-ounce burger, cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese, and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle-cut fries.
        $13.00
    • Batter Up

      • Chicken and Waffles

        Our fluffy Belgian waffle topped with crispy buttermilk chicken tenders
        $11.00
      • Breakfast Churro Bites

        Cinnamon swirl bread, dipped in cinnamon vanilla egg wash, coated with cinnamon sugar, toasted, and served with honey maple dipping sauce
        $10.00
      • Pancakes

        Plain with butter and syrup.
        $7.00
      • Chocolate Chip Pancakes

        Served with butter and syrup.
        $8.00
      • Banana Pecan Pancakes

        With butter and syrup.
        $9.00
      • French Toast

        Coated with vanilla and cinnamon egg wash.
        $9.00
      • Belgian Waffle

        Served with butter and syrup.
        $8.00
      • Bread Pudding French Toast

        Our fluffy French toast, dipped in a vanilla bread pudding egg wash and topped with fresh mixed berries.
        $11.00
    • Platters

      • Avocado Toast

        Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread, drizzled with olive oil, and sprinkled with black pepper served with home fries
        $15.00
      • Southern Biscuits

        Served with home fries and sausage gravy.
        $8.00
      • Breakfast in Bread

        A bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion, and melted cheddar cheese.
        $12.00
      • My Cousin Vinny

        Two fried eggs, bacon, and grits.
        $9.00
      • Steak & Eggs

        Cooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast.
        $15.00
      • Idiot Platter

        Three eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries, and toast.
        $15.00
      • Under the Sea Sizzler

        A two-egg scrambler with potatoes, fresh lobster, and crab meat, Cajun shrimp, and choice of cheese served with toast.
        $17.00
      • Build Your Own Platter

        Two eggs, home fries, and toast.
        $11.00
      • Build Your Own Sizzler

        Two eggs, home fries, and toast.
        $11.00
    • Fiesta Favorites

      • Huevos Rancheros

        Two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two eggs, and housemade salsa.
        $11.00
      • South of the Border

        Three eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeño, black beans, tomato, and cheddar jack cheese served in a burrito.
        $12.00
      • Breakfast Quesadilla

        Three eggs scrambled sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon or sausage, and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise.
        $12.00
      • Jester Tacos

        Three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapeños, and grilled corn. Served with home fries.
        $15.00
      • Mexi-Omelet

        Avocado, tomato, jalapeño, and pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa, served with home fries and toast.
        $13.00
    • Kidiot Breakfast

      • French Toast Sticks

        Includes one small juice or milk.
        $6.00
      • Silver Dollar Pancakes

        Includes one small juice or milk.
        $6.00
      • Egg in a Basket

        One egg cooked in your choice of toast.
        $6.00
      • Oatmeal

        Maple brown sugar or cinnamon apple, with choice of milk or juice
        $6.00
      • Scrambled Eggs

        With your choice of bacon or sausage
        $6.00
    • Sides

      • English Muffin

        $1.25
      • Corn Muffin

        $1.50
      • Ham

        $2.00
      • Bacon

        $1.25
      • Sausage

        $2.00
      • Housemade Sausage Patties

        $3.00
      • Sautèed Spinach

        $3.00
      • Avocado

        $3.00
      • Corned Beef Hash

        $5.00
      • Small Seasonal Fruit Plate

        $4.50
    • Beverages

      • Juice

        $1.75
      • Milk

        $1.75
      • Chocolate Milk

        $1.75
      • Coffee

        $2.25
      • Tea

        $2.25
      • Hot Chocolate

        $2.25