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    Absurd Bird (Glasgow)

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    Location and hours

    3 Nelson Mandela Pl, Glasgow G2 1qy, Uk, G1 2
    Sunday
    09:00 AM - 09:00 PM
    Monday
    12:00 PM - 10:00 PM
    Tuesday
    09:00 AM - 10:00 PM
    Wednesday
    09:00 AM - 10:00 PM
    Thursday
    09:00 AM - 10:00 PM
    Friday - Saturday
    09:00 AM - 11:00 PM
    ¢¢ • Wings • Burgers • Chicken • Healthy • Vegan • Halal • American

    3 Nelson Mandela Pl, Glasgow G2 1qy, Uk, G1 2 • More


    • Picked for you

      • Three Chicken Tenders.

        3 Tenders with 1 dip included
        £6.85
      • Fried Chicken Burger.

        BBQ sauce, salad, tomato, homeslaw & mayo.
        £9.95
      • Fried Chicken Burger

        BBQ sauce, salad, tomato, homeslaw & mayo.
        £11.95
      • Buffalo Chicken Burger

        Buffalo sauce, mayo, salad, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw
        £9.95
      • Six Chicken Tenders

        6 Tenders with 2 dips included
        £10.85
    • Spring Feeling Bundles

      • Spring Feeling Bundles

        2 x fried chicken burgers, 8 x wings, 2 x fries, 2 x dips & 2 soft drinks
        £27.00
      • Spring Feeling Bundles with choice of beer

        2 x fried chicken burgers, 8 x wings, 2 x fries, 2 x dips & 2 beers
        £29.00
    • Tenders Bundle - served with fries & a drink

      • Three Chicken Tenders

        3 Tenders with 1 dip included
        £8.95
      • Six Chicken Tenders

        6 Tenders with 2 dips included
        £12.95
      • Nine Chicken Tenders

        9 Tenders with 3 dip included
        £16.95
      • Three Vegan Tenders

        3 Vegan Tenders with 1 dip included
        £7.95
      • Six Vegan Tenders

        6 Vegan Tenders with 2 dips included
        £12.50
      • Nine Vegan Tenders

        9 Vegan Tenders with 3 dip included
        £16.95
    • Wings Bundle - served with fries & a drink

      • Buffalo Chicken Wings

        Coated with our Buffalo Sauce
        £9.95
      • BBQ Chicken Wings

        Coated in our BBQ sauce
        £9.95
      • Crispy Fried Buttermilk Wings

        Double fried for extra crispiness
        £9.95
      • Absurd Piri Piri Wings

        Favourite PORTUGUESE garlic and chilli sauce
        £9.95
      • Nashville Hot Chicken Wings

        Coated in our Xtreme hot sauce
        £9.95
    • Burgers Bundle - served with fries & a drink

      • Fried Chicken Burger

        BBQ sauce, salad, tomato, homeslaw & mayo.
        £11.95
      • Buffalo Chicken Burger

        Buffalo sauce, mayo, salad, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw
        £11.95
      • Nashville Hot Burger

        Xtreem hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, sriracha mayo, pickled cucumber & crispy onions.
        £11.95
      • Buffalo Vegan Fillet Burger

        Vegan fillet, buffalo sauce, lettuce, tomato, pickled onions, carrot & celery slaw
        £11.95
      • Vegan Piri Piri Burger

        Spicy Piri Piri crispy vegan chckn, vegan mayo, lettuce , tomato, carrot and celery slaw
        £11.95
      • Fried Vegan Chckn Burger

        Vegan fillet, BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato, homeslaw & mayo
        £11.95
      • Grilled Buffalo Chicken Burger

        Double grilled chicken, buffalo sauce, mayo, salad, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw
        £12.50
      • Korean BBQ Burger

        Fried chicken, sticky Korean BBQ, kimchi, pickled cucumber, onion rings, sesame seeds, sriracha mayo.
        £12.50
      • Piri Piri Burger

        Spicy Piri Piri marinated grilled chicken, lettuce, tomato, carrot and celery slaw, ranch dressing
        £13.50
      • Big Rooster

        Two fried chicken breasts, American cheese, bacon, onion rings, mayo, salad, tomato & BBQ sauce
        £14.95
    • Sharers

      • Three Chicken Tenders.

        3 Tenders with 1 dip included
        £6.85
      • Six Chicken Tenders

        6 Tenders with 2 dips included
        £10.85
      • Nine Chicken Tenders

        9 Tenders with 3 dip included
        £14.95
      • Three Vegan Tenders

        3 Vegan Tenders with 1 dip included
        £6.85
      • Six Vegan Tenders

        6 Vegan Tenders with 2 dips included
        £10.85
      • Nine Vegan Tenders

        9 Vegan Tenders with 3 dip included
        £14.95
    • Wings

      • Buffalo Chicken Wings

        Coated in our Buffalo sauce
        £7.50
      • BBQ Chicken Wings.

        Coated in our BBQ sauce
        £7.50
      • Crispy Fried Buttermilk Wings

        Double fried for extra crispiness
        £7.50
      • Nashville Hot Chicken Wings

        Coated in our Xtreme hot sauce
        £7.50
      • Absurd Piri Piri Wings

        Favourite PORTUGUESE garlic and chilli sauce
        £7.50
    • Burgers

      • Buffalo Vegan Fillet Burger

        Vegan fillet, buffalo sauce, lettuce, tomato, carrot & celery slaw
        £9.60
      • Fried Chicken Burger.

        BBQ sauce, salad, tomato, homeslaw & mayo.
        £9.95
      • Fried Vegan Chckn Burger

        Vegan fillet, BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato, homeslaw & mayo
        £9.95
      • Vegan Piri Piri Burger

        Spicy Piri piri crispy vegan chckn, Vegan mayo, lettuce , tomato, carrot and celery slaw
        £9.85
      • Buffalo Chicken Burger

        Buffalo sauce, mayo, salad, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw
        £9.95
      • Nashville Hot Burger

        Xtreem hot sauce, salad, tomato, sriracha mayo, pickled cucumber & crispy onions
        £9.95
      • Grilled Buffalo Chicken Burger

        Double grilled chicken, buffalo sauce, mayo, salad, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw
        £10.95
      • Korean BBQ Burger

        Fried chicken, sticky Korean BBQ, kimchi, pickled cucumber, onion rings, sesame, sriracha mayo
        £10.95
      • Piri Piri Burger

        Spicy Piri piri marinated grilled chicken, lettuce , tomato, carrot and celery slaw, ranch dressing
        £10.95
      • Big Rooster

        Two fried chicken breasts, American cheese, bacon, onion rings, mayo, salad, tomato & Absurd BBQ sauce
        £12.95
    • Vegan

      • Three Vegan Tenders

        3 Vegan Tenders with 1 dip included
        £6.85
      • Six Vegan Tenders

        6 Vegan Tenders with 2 dips included
        £10.85
      • Nine Vegan Tenders

        9 Vegan Tenders with 3 dip included
        £14.95
      • Buffalo Vegan Fillet Burger

        Vegan fillet, buffalo sauce, lettuce, tomato, carrot & celery slaw
        £9.60
      • Fried Vegan Chckn Burger

        Vegan fillet, BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato, homeslaw & mayo
        £9.95
      • Vegan Piri Piri Burger

        Spicy Piri piri crispy vegan chckn, Vegan mayo, lettuce , tomato, carrot and celery slaw
        £9.85
      • Vaffles

        Vegan waffles with Chckn vegan tenders. Served with maple syrup
        £12.95
      • Vegan Mc n Cheese

        £5.50
    • Salads

      • Crunchy Salad

        Crunchy salad with carrots, cabbage, spring onion, chilli peanuts, crispy onions tossed in peanut butter dressing
        £6.45
      • Caesar Salad Bowl

        Baby gem, waffle croutons, parmesan & tahini Caesar dressing and pickled onions
        £6.45
    • Waffles & Buckets

      • Wings Bucket

        8 x Wings of your choice, 3 x Fries
        £18.95
      • Boneless Bird Bucket

        12 Tenders, 2 x Fries, 3 Dips
        £21.95
      • Feast Bucket

        2 x Fried Chicken Burger, 8 Wings of your choice, 2 x Fries
        £30.50
      • Chicken and Waffles

        Fried chicken, house made waffles & maple syrup
        £12.95
      • Vaffles

        Vegan waffles with Chckn vegan tenders. Served with maple syrup
        £12.95
    • Desserts

      • New York Toffee & Vanilla Cheesecake

        baked cheesecake in a honey granola cookie crust case and served with toffee fudge sauce
        £5.50
      • Vegan Apple & Almond Pie

        pastry topped with juicy apple slices, flaked almonds and a hint of cinnamon served with warm custard
        £5.50
      • XL Chocolate Fudge Cake

        moist and fudgy chocolate sponge with chocolate icing and served with chocolate sauce
        £5.90
      • Mini Doughnuts

        little light ring doughnuts served warm with choice of chocolate or toffee sauce
        £2.99
      • Sticky Toffee Pudding

        traditional toffee sponge baked with dates and served with warm custard or toffee sauce
        £5.50
      • Vegan Chocolate & Cherry Cake

        chocolate biscuit base with rich chocolate, cherry sauce and creamy coconut filling
        £5.50
      • CHURROS

        fried crunchy sweet fritters coated in cinnamon sugar and served with choice of chocolate or caramel sauce
        £2.99
    • Sides

      • Fries.

        £3.00
      • Sweet Potato Fries

        £4.00
      • Garlic Dry Rub Fries

        £3.50
      • Coleslaw

        £3.00
      • Homemade Onion Rings

        £3.50
      • Seasonal Side Salad

        Lettuce, tomato, cucumber, carrots, red onion tossed in French dressing
        £3.00
      • Mac & Cheese

        £5.50
      • Absurd Mac & Cheese

        With grilled chicken, crispy bacon & jalapeños
        £8.15
    • Extra Dips

      • Blue cheese dip

        £0.95
      • Sriracha mayo dip

        £0.95
      • Maple syrup dip (VE)

        £0.95
      • Non-honey mustard dip (VE)

        £0.95
      • Peanut butter dressing dip (VE)

        £0.95
      • Extreme Hot

        £0.95
      • BBQ Dip (VE)

        £0.95
      • Ranch dip

        £0.95
      • AB Buffalo dip

        £0.95
    • Soft Drinks

      • Coke Can.

        £1.50
      • Coke Zero Can

        £1.35
      • Sprite Can

        £1.35
      • Red Bull

        £3.25
      • Still Water

        £1.35
      • Sparkling Water

        £1.35
    • Draft Beer Delivery

      • Lager - Draft Beer Delivered (2 Pints)

        Draft beer delivered to your home in a neat 2-pint carrier.
        £9.90
    • Alcohol

      • Corona

        £4.00
      • Budweiser

        £3.95
      • Vodka 70cl

        Finlandia or Absolut will be served, depending on stock availability
        £25.95
      • Bombay 70cl

        £39.95
      • Bacardi Carta Blanca Rum 70cl

        £29.95
      • Bottle Parini, Pinot Grigio (Italy)

        Dry, delicate & light white
        £26.00
      • Bottle Between Thorns, Shiraz (Australia)

        £21.00
      • Bottle Vine Trail, Malbec (Argentina)

        £30.00
      • Bottle Parini, Pinot Grigio Rosato (Italy)

        £24.00
      • Bottle Le Bosq (France)

        £28.00
      • Bottle Sette Bello, Prosecco Doc (Italy)

        £29.00
    Allergies, intolerances and dietary requirements: before ordering, please contact the restaurant directly and ask to speak to a member of staff who can assist if you require information about ingredients and help cater for your needs. For more information on food safety and hygiene, please visit the Food Standards Agency