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    Absurd Bird (Southend) Menu and Takeaway in Southend-on-Sea

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    Location and hours

    Church Rd, England SS1 2AL
    Every day
    17:15 - 23:00

    Absurd Bird (Southend)

    Wings • $$
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    Church Rd, England SS1 2AL
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    $$ • Wings • Burgers • Chicken • Healthy • Vegan • Halal • American
    • Picked for you
      • Fries
        1076 Cal.
      • Absurd BBQ Chicken Burger
        999 Cal.
      • Basic Chick Burger
        999 Cal.
      • Onion Rings
      • Big Rooster Burger
        2149 Cal.
    • Buckets
      • Boneless Bird Bucket
    • Burgers
      • Madbird Buffalo Burger
        1330 Cal.
      • Big Rooster Burger
        2149 Cal.
      • Grilled Madbird Buffalo Burger
        999 Cal.
      • Basic Chick Burger
        999 Cal.
      • Absurd BBQ Chicken Burger
        999 Cal.
    • Wings
      • BBQ Chicken Wings
      • Buffalo Chicken Wings
      • Crispy Fried Buttermilk Wings
    • Tenders
      • Three Chicken Tenders
        582 Cal.
      • Six Chicken Tenders
        1164 Cal.
    • Sides
      • Fries
        1076 Cal.
      • Sweet Potato Fries
        492 Cal.
      • Coleslaw
      • Onion Rings
    • Dips
      • Ranch
        199 Cal.
      • Blue Cheese
        224 Cal.
      • BBQ
        62 Cal.
      • Buffalo
        282 Cal.
    • Soft Drinks
      • Pepsi 330ml
        135 Cal.
      • Diet Pepsi 330ml
        2 Cal.
      • Red Bull 250ml
        115 Cal.
      • J20 Apple & Mango 275ml
        50 Cal.
    Absurd Bird (Southend) has a FHRS rating of 5. This information was updated on 01/09/2022. The current rating is on their page on the FSA Website. Your food is prepared in a kitchen that regularly uses all 14 allergens. We always endeavour to ensure minimal cross contamination and adhere to government guidelines and follow best practice in all our food safety measures and procedures. Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee your food is allergen free. Your food may unknowingly come into contact with allergens during preparation, cooking or delivery. For Absurd Bird allergen information please see here Adults need around 2000 kcal a day.
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