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Absurd Bird Menu and Delivery in London

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Deal of the day

From Absurd Bird (Croydon, CR0)

Basic Chick Meal for 1

Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink

Meal Deals & Bundles

From Absurd Bird (Croydon, CR0)

Absurd Burger Meal for 1

£15.00 • 60% (5)

Any Absurd burger- fries- dip and a soft drink

Wings Meal for 1

Fried wings, fries, dip and a soft drink

Basic Chick Meal for 1

Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink

Tenders Meal for 1

Tenders, fries, dip and a soft drink

BBQ Chick Meal for 1

Basic Chick Burger with BBQ sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink

Buffalo Chick Meal for 1

Basic Chick burger with Buffalo sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink

Burgers

From Absurd Bird (Croydon, CR0)

Basic Chick Burger

£7.00 • 66% (9)

2 crispy fried tenders with mayo and crunchy lettuce- served in our classic brioche

Madbird Buffalo Burger 🌶🌶

Crispy breast fillet with a Buffalo sauce- carrot slaw- blue cheese dressing- mayo- lettuce and tomato

Spicy Korean BBQ Burger 🌶

Crispy breast fillet with a sweet & hot Korean BBQ sauce- kimchi lettuce- pickles- spicy mayo and a crispy onion ring

Nashville Hot Burger 🌶🌶 🌶

Crispy breast fillet with our Nashville hot sauce- lettuce- tomato- chipotle mayo- pickles and a crispy onion ring

Wings & Tenders

From Absurd Bird (Croydon, CR0)

Chicken Tenders

Buttermilk soaked fried chicken breast tenders with your choice of dip

Hickory Smoked BBQ Wings

£6.50 • 100% (3)

Fried wings tossed in a smoked hickory BBQ sauce

Crispy Fried Wings

£6.50 • 95% (24)

Buttermilk soaked and fried for extra crunch. Add a dip for even more flavour

Buffalo and Blue Cheese Wings 🌶🌶

Fried wings tossed in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce with blue cheese dressing

Nashville Hot Wings 🌶🌶 🌶

Fried wings tossed in our Nashville hot sauce

Spicy Korean BBQ Wings 🌶

Fried wings tossed in our Korean BBQ sauce with red chillies- soy sauce- garlic and sesame seeds

Sides

From Absurd Bird (Croydon, CR0)

Garlic Dry Rub Fries (VE)

£4.00 • 87% (24)

Our classic fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice

£3.80 • 66% (6)

A large portion of lightly salted golden fries

Onion Rings (VE)

£4.50 • 33% (3)

6 to 8 crispy onion rings freshly fried

Sweet Potato Fries (VE)

£4.50 • 50% (4)

A large portion of salted sweet potato fries

Dips & Sauces

From Absurd Bird (Croydon, CR0)

£1.00 • 100% (8)

£2.00 • 100% (7)

Choose any 3 of the following dips

Drinks

From Absurd Bird (Croydon, CR0)

Coca Cola 330ml

Coca Cola Zero 330ml

Still Water 330ml

1 Absurd Bird location in London

Absurd Bird (Croydon, CR0)

£ • 185 Stafford Road, Wallington, England SM6 9BT

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