[Churned] The Village Idiot Pub

$$ • Pub • Wings • Breakfast and Brunch • Salads • Burgers
Opens at 11:00 AM
  • Omelettes

  • Platters

  • Sandwiches

  • Batter Up

  • Fiesta Favorites

  • Wings

  • Sides

  • The Benedicts

  • Kidiot Breakfast

Omelettes

Greek Omelette
Spinach, feta cheese, and onions. Served with home fries and toast.
$10.00
Veggie Overload Omelette
Peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms, and tomato. Served with home fries and toast.
$10.00
Western Omelette
Ham, peppers, onions, and Cheddar cheese. Served with home fries and toast.
$11.00
Mama's Meat Omelette
Ham, bacon, and sausage. Served with home fries and toast.
$11.00
Skinny Chicky Omelette
Three egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado, and choice of cheese. Served with home fries and tosat.
$11.00
Eater's Choice Omelette
Served with home fries and toast.
$11.00

Platters

Southern Biscuits Platter
Served with home fries and sausage gravy.
$7.00
Breakfast in Bread Platter
A bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion, and melted Cheddar cheese.
$11.00
My Cousin Vinny Platter
Two fried eggs, bacon, and grits.
$8.00
Steak and Eggs Platter
Cooked to your liking. Served with home fries and toast.
$14.00
Idiot Platter
Three eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries, and toast.
$14.00
Under The Sea Sizzler
A two egg scrambler with potatoes, fresh lobster, crab meat, Cajun shrimp, and choice of cheese. Served with toast.
$14.00
Build Your Own Platter
Two eggs, home fries, and toast.
$10.00
Build Your Own Sizzler
Two eggs, home fries, and toast.
$10.00

Sandwiches

Eggy MCMFF
One egg and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on an English muffin.
$5.00
Von Kaiser
Two eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on a kaiser roll.
$7.00
Waffle Sandwich
Ham, Swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made Belgian waffle, and with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries.
$12.00
Classic BLT
Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on choice of toast with home fries or crinkle cut fries.
$9.00
Cali Style BLT
Sliced Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and served on a kaiser roll. With choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries.
$13.00
The Honey Farm
Deli sliced ham, Turkey, and provolone cheese. Topped with fresh arugula, honey mustard, and served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries.
$14.00
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
Choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries.
$7.00
Caprese Panini
Fresh mozzarella, tomato, basil, drizzled with olive oil, balsamic glaze, and served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries.
$13.00
Greek Salad Wrap
Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese. Served with Greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle cut fries.
$12.00
Sunrise Burger
An eight ounce burger cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese, and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries.
$13.00

Batter Up

Pancakes
Plain with butter and syrup.
$6.00
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
With butter and syrup.
$7.00
Banana Pecan Pancakes
With butter and syrup.
$8.00
French Toast
Coated with vanilla and cinnamon egg wash.
$8.00
Belgian waffle
With butter and syrup.
$7.00
Bread Pudding French Toast
Fluffy French toast, dipped in a vanilla bread pudding egg wash, and topped with fresh mixed berries.
$10.00

Fiesta Favorites

Huevos Rancheros
Two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two eggs, and house made salsa.
$10.00
South of The Border
Three eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeno, black beans, tomato, and Cheddar Jack cheese served in a burrito.
$11.00
Breakfast Quesadilla
Three eggs scrambled, sauteed onions, choice of ham, bacon or sausage, and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise.
$11.00
Jester Tacos
Three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs, and melted Cheddar cheese. Topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos, and grilled corn. Served with home fries.
$14.00
Mexi Omelet
Avocado, tomato, jalapeno, and pepper Jack cheese topped with salsa. Served with home fries and toast.
$12.00

Wings

Wings
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery.
$10.00

Sides

English Muffin
$1.25
Corn Muffin
$1.50
Ham
$2.00
Bacon
$2.00
Sausage
$2.00
House Made Sausage Patties
$3.00
Sauteed Spinach
$3.00
Avocado
$3.00
Corned Beef Hash
$5.00
Small Seasonal Fruit Plate
$4.50

The Benedicts

The Original
Served with Canadian bacon. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and served on an English muffin with home fries.
$9.00
Veggie Benny
Grilled tomato, avocado, and spinach. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and served on an English muffin with home fries.
$12.00
The Mcfee
Served with corned beef hash. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and served on an English muffin with home fries.
$10.00
The Pincher
Served with crab cakes. Poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and served on an English muffin with home fries.
$12.00

Kidiot Breakfast

French Toast Sticks
$5.00
Silver Dollar Pancakes
$5.00
Egg in a Basket
One egg cooked in your choice of toast.
$5.00
Oatmeal
Maple brown sugar or cinnamon apple.
$5.00
Scrambled Eggs
With your choice of bacon or sausage.
$5.00
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