Scrambled egg on a cheesy herb biscuit with a swipe of mayonnaise.
Buttermilk Vege Quiche
Rotating flavors, Vegetarian
Vanilla Tea Cake Muffin
made with almond flour, brown butter and powdered sugar.... this pastry is unique and delicious--and it's gluten free!
Life Changing Egg Sandwiches + Toast
Build Your Own Egg Sandwich
Scrambled egg on a your choice of house made bread with a swipe of mayonnaise. Customize with mayos, savory spreads and proteins! Add a fresh fruit cup, pan fried sweet potatoes or side salad for only $2.25.
Egg Bagel Sandwich
Our same amazing Life Changing Breakfast Sandwich, but on a bagel! Add a side for only $2.25.
Buttermilk Veggie Quiche
Rotating flavors, always vegetarian! Call for specific flavors, or leave it up to us to choose! Add a side for only $2.25.
Cheesy Herb Cornbread
Comes toasted with butter. Gluten free!
Toasted Cheesy Herb Biscuit
Our infamous cheesy herb biscuit, toasted with butter.
Toasted Bagel + Cream Cheese
NYC Bagel and house whipped cream cheese... upgrade to a Fancy Ass Cream Cheese for some extra flavor.
Your choice of toasted bagel, whipped cream cheese, scrambled egg and green onions. (we like it with housemade sausage, too!) Add a fruit cup, pan roasted sweet potatoes or side salad for only $2.25.
The Mile High (GF)
Ham off the bone, poblano, and green onions scrambled into an egg on cheesy herb cornbread with a swipe of mayo. Gluten Free
Our house made focaccia with onion jam, ham off the bone, spicy Aji mayo and scrambled egg. Yum! Add a side for only $2.25.
Green Eggs + Jam
Organic kale scrambled into an egg, onion jam and garlic chive mayo on your choice of bread. Add a side for only $2.25!
Literally the best cold brew you'll drink. 16 ounces.
Moonbat Coldbrew CONCENTRATE
16 oz. Mix with equal parts water and serve.... great to keep in your fridge for the week ahead!
Black Iced Tea
16oz. Organic assam black tea served over ice. Unsweetened.
Herbal Iced Tea
16oz. Hibiscus tea blend served over ice. Unsweetened.
Made in house with Valrhona cocoa. SO good! Made with Oatly Oat Milk, so it's vegan too (you won't be able to tell, we promise.)
Hot Coffee 16 oz
Martinelli's Apple Juice, 10 ounces.
16 Oz Chai
Our housemade golden chai (turmeric base) sweetened to perfection. Made with Oatly oat milk. Choose hot or iced.
Catering Coffee Box
96 oz - Serves 10. Get coffee + donuts delivered straight to your meeting!
Agua de Jamaica
cold steeped hibiscus, lemon juice and simple syrup. Beautiful color and amazing taste. 16 oz with ice.
Izze Soda Can
9 fl oz.... choose from the flavors below!
Coffee Bags & Swag
Moonbat Blend Coffee Bag
Halfwit Roasters 12oz. Whole Bean
TriForce Blend Coffee Bag
Halfwit Roasters 12oz. Whole Bean
Single Origin Coffee Bag
Halfwit Roasters 12oz. Whole Bean. Rotating
Aji Sobremesa Hot Sauce
Oatly Oat Milk
Great in your coffee, baking & more. Use like you would regular milk! 32 oz.
Cafe au Lait 16 oz
Halfwit Drip with steamed milk. Choose whole milk or Oatly oat milk.
Americano 16 oz
double shot of Halfwit espresso stretched with water
Mocha 16 oz
Our housemade Valrhona chocolate milk with double shot of Halfwit espresso. Choose hot or iced and type of milk.
Latte 16 oz
16 ounce latte with double shot of Halfwit espresso. Choose hot or iced and choice of milk.
Redeye 16 oz
our Halfwit drip with 2 shots of Halfwit espresso
Dirty Chai 16 oz
our housemade chai with 2 shots of Halfwit espresso. Choose hot or iced. All made with Oatly Oat Milk.
Pastry + Sweets
Boat of Donuts (3) (Vegan)
1 of each of our flavors, depending on availability. Please indicate any custom combinations!
Single Donut (Vegan)
3 flavors, rotating daily. Buy a Boat of Donuts or a Bakers Dozen for a deal! Check out @smackdabchi on Instagram for flavors or call us directly. Always vegan, but you'd never guess.
Cinnamon Swirl Coffee Cake
This beautiful baby has our cinnamon filling swirled into a delicious batter, topped with streusel and baked to perfection. Serves 2... or just a hungry 1. ;)
Berry Swirl Coffee Cake (vegan)
3 berry filling swirled into our wild orange vegan batter. So freaking yummy, you'd never guess it was vegan. Serves 2... or a hungry 1. ;)
Double Chocolate Pepita Bread (GF, V)
This is basically chocolate on chocolate on chocolate. Our Guayaquil dark chocolate chips and Valrhona cocoa powder goes into a batter that is gluten free, dairy free and nut free and topped with chocolate streusel. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS IT'S V/GF BECAUSE THIS ISH IS DELISH. If you really want to go all out, heat back up for a few minutes, add butter or vegan butter and enjoy. YUM.
Brown Butter Almond Tea Cake (GF)
Our take on a French classic called a "financier". Tons of butter heated over a stove and browned until right before burnt, which gives it a super rich, unique flavor. The recipe uses almond flour, so as a plus, it's gluten free--but like all our pastries, all kinds of eaters will enjoy.
Berry Orange Muffin (vegan)
blueberry orange muffin that is light, fluffy and flavorful. yum!
World's Best Chocolate Chip Cookie (GF)
Warning: these cookies are dangerous. they are so, so good you'll find yourself wanting to eat them every day. Our cookies are made with Guayaquil dark chocolate and oat flour (along with a few secret ingredients).... seriously the best chocolate chip cookie we've ever had. Buy a 3 pack and save a dollar.
locally made butter croissant, dipped in orange blossom syrup, filled with house made almond cream, baked and topped with toasted almonds and powdered sugar.... daaaaaaaaaaang.
Baker's Dozen Donuts (Vegan)
13 donuts! 4 of each kind (DEPENDING ON AVAILABILITY), plus a surprise extra donut. Check @smackdabchi on Instagram for daily flavors or call us for more info!
Scrambles + Bowls
Biscuits + Gravy
Our delectable house made chicken sausage gravy on a toasted cheesy herb biscuit, choice of 2 eggs scrambled or sunny.
Veggie Hash Bowl (GF, vegan upon request)
cubed sweet potatoes, squash, potato, kale cooked in Anjar red pepper butter (not spicy), topped with 2 eggs sunny or scrambled and your choice of buttered toast. Add a side on too! **IF YOU ARE VEGAN PLEASE INDICATE!**
Rice Bowl (GF, vegan upon request)
This one is super delicious.... curry spiced Basmati rice with carrots, fennel, onion and pickled golden raisins, cooked in a ginger garlic butter. One egg your way or organic tofu. **IF YOU ARE VEGAN PLEASE INDICATE**
Greens Scramble (GF)
organic kale and spices scrambled into two eggs, choice of savory jam and choice of buttered toast. Add some protein into that scramble to customize. Add a side for only $2.25!
VEGAN Greens Scramble (GF)
local organic tofu scrambled with spices and kale, choice of tomato or onion jam, choice of vegan toast and vegan butter. If you're GF/V, choose the flax bread option and enjoy. Add a side for only $2.25.
Veg Out Scramble
Perfect for when you have that craving for healthy food that still tastes great. Rotating veggie blend scrambled into two eggs with your choice of savory jam and buttered toast. Great with extra protein and one of our sides!
VEGAN Veg Out Scramble (GF)
Rotating mix of veggies scrambled with local tofu, choice of tomato or onion jam, and toast with vegan butter. Add on a side (they're all vegan + gf!)