Absurd Bird (Soho)

$ • Wings • Burgers • Chicken • Healthy • Vegan
30–40 min
  • To Start

  • Salads & Wraps

  • From the Wingshack

  • Burgers

  • The Bird

  • Vegan

  • Sides

  • Desserts

  • Soft Drinks

  • Alcohol

To Start

Baileys Cheesecake
Homemade baked cheesecake with a biscuit base & lashings of caramel sauce topped with Baileys. Delivered with 5cl Baileys Bottle. Limited stock available.
£3.99
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Three Chicken Tenders
3 Tenders with 1 dip included
£6.85
Six Chicken Tenders
6 Tenders with 2 dips included.
£10.85
Nine Chicken Tenders
£14.95
Three Vegan Tenders
With 1 dip included
£6.00
Six Vegan Tenders
With 2 dips included
£10.00
Nine Vegan Tenders
£13.95
Fried Pickles
With ranch dressing.
£4.75
Fried Cheese Balls
Served with garlic and parmesan sauce
£5.50
Cajun Vegan Bites
Battered broccoli and cauliflower. Served with buffalo sauce
£5.00
Sold out

Salads & Wraps

Caesar Wrap
With baby gem, spicy croutons, parmesan and Caesar dressing
£7.00
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Crunchy Bowl
With quinoa, beans, sweetcorn salad, brocolli, house dressing & tortilla chips
£7.75
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Caesar Salad Bowl
Baby gem, spicy croutons, sweetcorn salad, parmesan & Caesar dressing
£6.45

From the Wingshack

BBQ Chicken Wings
£7.50
Garlic Parmesan & Lemon Wings
£7.50
Buffalo Chicken Wings
£7.50
Crispy Fried Buttermilk Wings
£7.50

Burgers

Fried Chicken Burger
BBQ sauce, salad, tomato, homeslaw & mayo.
£9.85
Buffalo Chicken Burger
Buffalo sauce, salad, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw
£9.95
Nashville Hot Burger
Xtreem hot oil, salad, tomato, harrisa mayo, pickled cucumber & crispy onions
£9.95
Messy Burger
With hot cheese sauce, pulled chicken & onion rings
£10.65
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Big Rooster
Two fried chicken breasts, American cheese, bacon, onion rings, mayo, salad, tomato & Absurd BBQ sauce
£11.95
Grilled Buffalo Chicken
Double grilled chicken, buffalo sauce, mayo, salad, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw
£10.95
Chickpea & Sweet Potato Burger
Chickpea & sweet potato patty, salad, tomato, & sriracha
£9.50
Buffalo Chicken Vegan Fillet
Buffalo sauce, salad, tomato, pickled onions, carrot & celery slaw
£9.60

The Bird

Chicken and Waffles
With smoked sweet gravy and maple syrup. Chicken is brined for 12 hours to flavour and keep the meat moist during cooking.
£12.85
(1/2) Big Mama's
Served with sweet gravy. Southern style smoked chicken. Chicken is brined for 24 hours to flavour and keep the meat moist during cooking. Smoking takes place in house in our own Absurd marinade.
£10.95
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Wings Bucket
8 x Wings of your choice, 3 x Fries, 2 x Soft Drink
£19.00
Boneless Bird Bucket
10 Tenders, 6 Pieces of home made waffle, 2 x Fries, 4 Dips, 2 x Soft Drinks
£21.95
Beast Feast Bucket
2 x Fried Chicken Burger, 8 Wings of your choice, 2 x Fries & 4 x Soft Drinks
£30.00

Vegan

V Mac & Cheese
An Absurd vegan take on the classic! Creamy macaroni with decadent peppery, nutty sauce, vegan cheese and paprika oil!
£6.50
Three Vegan Tenders
With 1 dip included
£6.00
Six Vegan Tenders
With 2 dips included
£10.00
Nine Vegan Tenders
£13.95
Vaffles
Vegan waffles with Chckn vegan tenders. Served with maple syrup
£12.00
Chickpea & Sweet Potato Burger
Chickpea & sweet potato patty, salad, tomato, & sriracha
£9.50
Buffalo Chicken Vegan Fillet
Buffalo sauce, salad, tomato, pickled onions, carrot & celery slaw
£9.60
Cajun Vegan Bites
Battered broccoli and cauliflower. Served with buffalo sauce
£5.00
Sold out

Sides

Mac & Cheese
£6.60
Absurd Mac & Cheese
With pulled chicken, crispy bacon & jalapeños
£8.15
Homeslaw
£4.55
Fries
£3.60
Sweet Potato Fries
£4.50
Mashed Potato & Absurd Gravy
£4.75
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Sweetcorn Salad
£3.50
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Grilled Corn on the Cob
£4.30

Desserts

Peanut Butter Cheese Cake
The diet starts tomorrow! Baked cheesecake topped with lashings of caramel sauce and icing sugar.
£5.80
Baileys Cheesecake
Homemade baked cheesecake with a biscuit base & lashings of caramel sauce topped with Baileys. Delivered with 5cl Baileys Bottle. Limited stock available.
£3.99
Sold out

Soft Drinks

Coke Can
£2.70
Coke Zero Can
£2.50
Sprite Can
£2.50
Still Water
£2.10
Sparkling Water
£2.10
Red Bull
£3.00

Alcohol

Dixie
£4.85
Brooklyn Lager
£4.95
Corona
£4.55
Budweiser
£4.45
Goose 312
£4.95
Kopparberg S/Lime
£4.85
White Wine 75cl bottle
£25.00
Red Wine 75cl bottle
£25.00
Allergies, intolerances and dietary requirements: before ordering, please contact the restaurant directly and ask to speak to a member of staff who can assist if you require information about ingredients and help cater for your needs. For more information on food safety and hygiene, please visit the Food Standards Agency
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